30 things girls think guys should know...and my 30 modifications from a guy's standpo

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  1. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know


    OK, I wanna start by saying this is all in good fun and that half of what I added isn't how I truly feel...it's just humor...so nobody come rip me a new one about how I act/treat the other half of the gene pool


    1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
    ---Do you now? :lol:

    2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
    ---Guys don't enjoy shopping as much as you do...but they go

    3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
    ---Don't say you're fine when you aren't

    4. Girls are petty; get over it.
    ---Guys are disorganized and sloppy in general; get over it.

    5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
    ---You have no balls to get hit in; don't say it can't be that bad

    6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something
    sweet will always get you off the hook.
    ---I'll hafta remember that :rofl:

    7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
    ---What guy talks about his dick with a woman anyways?

    8. Size does matter.
    ---A-cups don't cut it ;)

    9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
    ---Guys don't like when you act like you'll put out; they like it when you do

    10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
    ---The volume of the stereo is in direct relation to how interesting your conversation is and how loud you are about it

    11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a ho.
    ---And your ex is a wanna be gangsta piece of crap...that's a given

    12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
    ---It's good to be rude and "awful" once in a while too

    13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
    ---If we don't knwo what we did wrong...tell us...don't "you know what you did"

    14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
    ---Don't say you don't care what's for dinner if you don't mean it

    15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
    ---We're insensitive by nature; we can't help it

    16. We are drama queens.
    ---We are lazy

    17. Fashion police do exist.
    ---And I suppose the tickets are on Armani paper and smell of perfume?

    18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
    ---And if a guy holds you to that and it still doesn't happen...what are his choices of action then?

    19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems,
    paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
    ---Guys hate gossip....get over it.

    20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
    ---Fair enough

    21. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
    ---We don't shave every day either

    22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
    ---If we win we'll share....:p

    23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
    ---Shave...no matter how long it takes and how little you want to do it...it's prickly

    24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other
    strange gases from your body, it is not.
    ---Make you a deal...leave us alone about the toilet seat and we'll curb the habit

    25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.
    ---No offense ladies, but if your man is comparing you to her, he doesn't want you for your conversation

    26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
    ---But...but...but.....:p

    27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
    ---And it tastes AWFUL :lol:

    28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
    ---If you are fat, and we stop telling you you aren't....what happens then?

    29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and
    hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the
    toilet and not on it.
    ---Just ta piss you off!!!...no, it really has more to do with not being alert/paying attention when we're tired, or if you've seen the 40 year old virgin....yea...that happens too

    30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
    ---You may be right...but we still get a say in it with our incorrectness :p
     
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    :( I'm shocked PJ

    that was the most disgusting anti feminist diatribe I've read in a long time.
    shocking
    shocking
    shocking

    :lol:

    no.3 is so fucking true it's really not funny.
     
  3. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    lol....which part?

    That we dont understand..or that they aren't fine? :lol:
     
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    Yousaif Allergic to WiFi

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    The only know thing that girls think about "guys" according me is :

    """"Woowwwwwwwwwww
    Brad Pit is so HAndddddddsomeeeeeeee....HE IS A GODDDDDDDDDD

    but Antonio Panteras or Tom Cruz (or some other "Star") are good too

    I adore them bla bla bla

    Will i ever meet one of them or at least a boyfriend with looks like that bla bla bla bla..."""
     
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    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    My ex would always point out to her sister how hot actors were on TV. And when I would be like well thanks she would say, well I'll never meet them...
     
  7. Electroe

    Electroe DH wanderer

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    Really funny.
    29. To be honest, we aim better when using our hands and upper body to correct aim. [​IMG]
     
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    Sargentwhitey Has a JOB..

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    :rofl: Thanks PJ, I needed that after a terrible bout with a cold :D
     

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