A Sad Story....

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  1. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    Agnes was 101 years old and had been a professional comedian for 54 years. She knew she was on her last legs and got her staff to contact her granddaughter, her only living relative. The granddaughter flew by her bedside and could plainly see that Agnes was near her end.

    Agnes weakly hugged her and asked her to pull up a chair.

    Her grandchild leaned in close and Agnes said " Sweetie I am leaving you everything I own including my farm. That includes the villa, tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, orchards and $22,398,750.59 in cash.

    The granddaughter was absolutely floored by the realization that she was about to become very rich said, " Oh, Granny, you are so very generous! I did not know you even had a farm, where is it ?"

    With the last of her strength, and her very last breath, Agnes whispered.......................................... ... .......................

    " On facebook."
     
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  2. Kizo

    Kizo HHs Valve fanatic

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    Have a like...
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  3. Neshi

    Neshi HH's cuddly Blue Bear

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    put her in seventh heaven just to kick her in the guts why don't you! :D
    that would be so cruel.

    good one
     
  4. Calliers

    Calliers Administrator/Editor Staff Member

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    Very funny! :lol:
     

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