Are You An Animal In Bed ?

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  1. fornicatarachnid

    fornicatarachnid Clanless

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    Take the Test

    I'm a Koala lol :uhoh:

    Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arms.
     
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  2. digerati

    digerati Everyones life has worth

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    Rhino
     
  3. Saint_K

    Saint_K InSaNe

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    You are a Fox!

    Swift and agile, you know what you want and how to get it. You react badly to competition. You use your guile - whatever needs to be done to get them in the sack. Romance can be useful - but only as a trick to get your hands on what you really want. In bed you're a focused lover but have a cheeky, wild streak and aren't afraid to try a few new techniques which often shocks your partners
     
  4. merry

    merry gargouille

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    Too bad the (office) firewall filters all urls containing "sex"... like "antivirusexpert.com"...

    But I am a LION, that's for sure:)

    I sleep like one, anyways...
     
  5. digitalwanderer

    digitalwanderer Colour Commentator

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    No, not an animal...more like a god. :)
     
  6. you're right digi, i am
     
  7. shuki

    shuki New Member

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    a monkey...

    You are a Monkey! :lol:

    Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about. Only problem is - sometimes you don't know when to shut up and take care of your partner's needs. You also love a gossip about your antics in bed - nothing is kept from your mates. But at least you enjoy yourself - keep on swinging!
     
  8. toddsmack2k

    toddsmack2k It Never.....

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    A Rabbit!

    Rabbit-It's always the quiet ones... You may act innocent and sweet on the outside - but that's just a ploy. You're normally well up for it and are eager to experiment - anyhow, anywhere, everywhere! You're not much of a sucker for romance, when you're partner gets too soppy - it's a hoppity, skippity jump into bed with the next suitable candidate!:D
     
  9. NaumoJR

    NaumoJR Paranoid Android

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    The Zeus of the bedroom.;)
     
  10. Junk

    Junk New Member

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    stop looking at me schwan..

    You are a Swan!

    Very committed, you know how to treat your partner well. You look after their best interests and have complete respect for them. Easy going, you like to be sociable but enjoy your partner's company. You're at your happiest when tucked up in bed with your loved one. You prefer sensual, sexy love making rather than a quick romp, that's the only way to find true pleasure and reach sexual nirvana!
     
  11. Roadee

    Roadee Never forgotten

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    Rabbit..........NEXT!!!
     
  12. MikeDaMan

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    You are an inch-worm:D :D just kiddin..that that was pretty funny though. The test said I am a monkey.
     
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    ROFL. Monkey.. ahahahhaahhaha, monkeys RULE!
     
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    You are a Tiger!

    Grrrr!!! You sexy beast! You're a party-goer, the life and soul! Anything goes, and its usually instigated by you. Role play, bondage, it's time to get kinky. You're passionate, energetic, raunchy and sometimes noisy! Anyone caught in your claws is gonna be walking funny for the next few days. Easy tiger!

    Now that its over, I think I wil..... :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:
     
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    I'm an Owl?! WTF!?

    Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification.
     
  16. scobywhru

    scobywhru DriverHeaven Senile Member

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    Monkey

    I guess I should keep more bananas around for those special nights :D
     
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    Monkey for me... :evil:
     
  18. MikeDaMan

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    HAHA Monkeys taking over!!! Scobywhru pass me a banana!:lol:
     
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    scobywhru DriverHeaven Senile Member

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    BANANA BANANA BANANA Banana's For ALL
     
  20. merry

    merry gargouille

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    So... Darwin was right, in the end:)
     

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