Broke up with my girlfriend for the last time...

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  1. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    havent heard too much from my girl in almost three weeks, she has been laying low. I called her today and she replied with an instant message that she was seeing someone else and thanked me for being a swell guy and she still wanted to be friends.....
    OH PLEASE...........bwahahahahhahahhahahhahah
    My God I am not that stupid, LOL
    She is gorgeous, 28 years old and powerfully built, but I just couldnt handle her lifestyle really.
    The lesbian encounters, freak shows and tattoos and body piercings, it just got to me.
    Plus her strange relationships with common white trash folk from the street made it sort of scary, but when she said she thought of selling her body for money to make ends meet, it was time to terminate the artistic endeavors and circle the wagons.
    Christ she is nearly half my age anyway, but she was fun, and the best cure for my libido in years, truly exciting, but sex isnt everything is it....
    what?!
    more fish in the see for me
    I have a good job paying 60,000 a year and a chance to travel.
    I am bidding on Lakenheath UK and Okinawa Japan, both premier sites...
    and a huge jump in pay...
    so maybe this was ordained..LOL

    I want to find a girl like this one:[​IMG]
     
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  2. [hobo]eclipse

    [hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round

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    I like Zardon's outlook on women...... :D
     
  3. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    Danger Danger Will Robinson....[​IMG]
     
  4. LuCifer

    LuCifer DH sig maker!

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    Wait.. where is Zardaon's Outlook on women?!
     
  5. YAYitsAndrew

    YAYitsAndrew Anti-Piracy Poster Boy

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    If you're not geminiwave, you're not his type.
     
  6. Drakon

    Drakon New Member

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    Andrew pretty much summed it up.
     
  7. HardwareHeaven

    HardwareHeaven Administrator Staff Member

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    Ah dont be like that, I keep telling you that you have many redeeming points. im too old for you anyway honey. :x
     
  8. HardwareHeaven

    HardwareHeaven Administrator Staff Member

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    Sounds like the kind of lady you would take home to your mother, eh jeff? :lol:
     
  9. BiGBrOwNPimpsta

    BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp

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    ill find you one of my hoes, remind you some are just approaching the juicy age of 20 and are in university
     
  10. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    you hit it right on the head Z, she coulnt stand the white bread world i came from, filled with values, integrity and honesty, it filled her head with contridictions...what can you do? LOL
    I am glad to be rid of her....you know that women are really just good for one thing.... :cool:
     
  11. Drakon

    Drakon New Member

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    Which is?
     
  12. HardwareHeaven

    HardwareHeaven Administrator Staff Member

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    nagging.
     
  13. Drakon

    Drakon New Member

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    Well Z, if she's a nag get rid of her. Simple solution :p
     
  14. Zelig

    Zelig Well-Known Member

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    Better post some pics for proof. :p
     
  15. riles9262

    riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster

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    ahahaha that's great. And I thought cooking was going to be your answer :bleh:
     
  16. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    Unfortunately every single photo I still have is tied up with a release that she signed when I first met her, and later when she moved in with me, I just stopped taking pics really, her tattoos were a distraction.
    Imagine Bridgette Nielson with a swimmers body, and some japanese tattoos, as well as piercings in the most intimate places...oh yes...intimate, and sexual appetite that seemed to burst into flame as soon as I got home, LOL
    She is gorgeous but she is deadly though.
    I might sleep with her again, but definitely not live with her again.....I am sure this has happened to all of you too.
     
  17. [hobo]eclipse

    [hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round

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    :rolleyes: least maybe you can make buck! any free passwords? :rofl:
     
  18. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    fraid not brother...:cool:
     
  19. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    hmmm....must be the official week for girlfriends to leave...cuz my roommate is in the same boat :lol:



    and as for what women are for, it really depends on the woman. Some need to never open their mouthes....ever. Some need to never attempt cooking or using appliances that involve heat...ever. Some need learn not to wear clothes designed for someone 6 sizes smaller then them. And well, some need to learn the difference between "goin to bed" and "sleeping" and learn to respect the latter :rofl:



    If you can voercome all of the above...you should be ok :p [well, that doesn't cover nagging, you're on your own for that, cuz i got nothin]
     
  20. HardwareHeaven

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    jeff TMI man, TMI. :x
     

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