Confucius Sayings

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  1. PeeAir

    PeeAir New Member

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    Confucius says: Man making love to woman on mountain side.....is not on the level.
     
  2. Shinjikun

    Shinjikun 第3 子供

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    Confucius says: Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
     
  3. PeeAir

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    Confucius says: Blind man entering airport is going to Bangkok
     
  4. GutterPunk

    GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood

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    Confucious Sayeth: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth

    Confucious Sayeth: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
     
  5. PeeAir

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    Confucius says: Man who sticks penis in peanut butter jar is @%&#'ing nuts
     
  6. Shinjikun

    Shinjikun 第3 子供

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    Confucius says: "Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk."
     
  7. ka713

    ka713 Deceased

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    man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs often:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  8. dj_stick

    dj_stick Apple Fanboy?

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    man who drop watch in toilet have sh**ty time
     
  9. classic_leon

    classic_leon Well-Known Member

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    The mountain is under attack!
     
  10. ka713

    ka713 Deceased

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    man who's hand in pocket feels cocky all day
     
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    Junkguy PC Game Modder

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    He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands
     
  12. Chubby_C

    Chubby_C Working away at ATI

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    I think its "man who enter airport revolving door sideways is going to bangkok"

    Buy here's one:

    Confucius says: He who picketh bum haveth stinky fingers
     

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