Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size

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    Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size

    Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.



    Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

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    The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
    “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.​
    Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.


    Video showing Serena trying to squeeze through a hole in the door as well as other parts of the story can be viewed below:



    Video can be seen here.
     
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    who would want to cheat on her :confused:
     
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    :lol: When I first saw the title I was like "You gotta me kidding me.." but then I found it was actually valid, and the judge wasn't like "zomg she's got boobs, she can't be a criminal" :p
     
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    Hmm, I'd like to see what the folks who write for CSI can do about this one...
     
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    Son_of_Thunder New Member

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    Yeah, if she didn't start crying she could have pushed those babies in a bit and gone through one boob at a time.
     
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    ......and to think the legal system usually has it's fair share of knockers.

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    If the boobs don't fit...you must acquit! :D:D:D
     

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