Discussion in 'Industry News' started by HardwareHeaven, Apr 22, 2005.
Does that 20 frames per second got you down? Dont worry with ATI you wont have that problem.
ATI - Do not attempt to fit our cards into very tight places.
ATI - Do not swallow the silicon when chewing on our chips.
ATI - Our cards are the hottest products around, so they have a big fanbase.
ATI - We care about your health. Our chips are now cooked in non-hydrogenated oil. :hmm:
ATI - We care about your safety. We stick our fingers into the fans, so you don't have to.
The Olympians superseded the Titans,
Shakespeare superseded Sophocles,
Rational thought superseded Barbarism,
The end result:
ATI: Power, Eloquence, Genius - Superseded by NOTHING!
ATI: Starting up you'r computer never looked so good.
ATI: because no matter how many polygons you render a mermaid with, it's still a cold fish!
ATI: No matter how slow Ruby moved on a 9800 Pro , she still kicked butt in the end
First Happy Birthday @ Driverheaven
and here is my Slogan
ATI: Resistance is Futile
ATI: Warning may cause PC to becomce very addictive, not responsible for time lost with family.
ATI: All your base are belong To our Inventions!
ati: cheaper and more fun than a girlfriend
ATI - Why have coffe when you can have ATI?
ati: slide some cheese to the whiners using the other cards...cause they will need it
ATi - Who's on second, what's on third, ATi, is on first.
Money spent on top of the line ATI card - $450.00
Everything lost to ex-wife - $10,000.00
Power Bill - $50.00
The Happiest day of your life - Priceless
CATALYST A.I. - When scornful "optimizations" become a praise to CATALYST Maker
ATI: The girlfriend can wait
ATi: "We see a lot of voided warranties."
ATI: Imagine Life, now --- Speed up and Imagein 3D.
I think. lol
Who wears short shorts? We do at ATI, where we "squeeze" every bit of life out of our cards, as well as our unmentionables
ATI: Now I have no more reason to shut down my PC!
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