DH Birthday Competition: Win a ATI X800 AGP 512 meg

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  1. racingx

    racingx New Member

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    Does that 20 frames per second got you down? Dont worry with ATI you wont have that problem.
     
  2. Junkguy

    Junkguy PC Game Modder

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    ATI - Do not attempt to fit our cards into very tight places.

    ATI - Do not swallow the silicon when chewing on our chips.

    ATI - Our cards are the hottest products around, so they have a big fanbase.

    ATI - We care about your health. Our chips are now cooked in non-hydrogenated oil. :hmm:

    ATI - We care about your safety. We stick our fingers into the fans, so you don't have to.
     
  3. Randy P

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    The Olympians superseded the Titans,
    Shakespeare superseded Sophocles,
    Rational thought superseded Barbarism,

    The end result:

    ATI: Power, Eloquence, Genius - Superseded by NOTHING!
     
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    ATI: Starting up you'r computer never looked so good.
     
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    ATI: because no matter how many polygons you render a mermaid with, it's still a cold fish!
     
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    ATI: No matter how slow Ruby moved on a 9800 Pro ;), she still kicked butt in the end
     
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    First Happy Birthday @ Driverheaven
    and here is my Slogan

    ATI: Resistance is Futile ;)
     
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    ATI: Warning may cause PC to becomce very addictive, not responsible for time lost with family.
     
  9. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    ATI: All your base are belong To our Inventions!
     
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    ati: cheaper and more fun than a girlfriend
     
  11. merlinxi

    merlinxi The Paranoid Cook

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    ATI - Why have coffe when you can have ATI?
     
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    ati: slide some cheese to the whiners using the other cards...cause they will need it
     
  13. merlinxi

    merlinxi The Paranoid Cook

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    ATi - Who's on second, what's on third, ATi, is on first.
     
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    zamac_man New Member

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    Money spent on top of the line ATI card - $450.00
    Everything lost to ex-wife - $10,000.00
    Power Bill - $50.00
    The Happiest day of your life - Priceless
     
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    CATALYST A.I. - When scornful "optimizations" become a praise to CATALYST Maker
     
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    ATI: The girlfriend can wait
     
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    ATi: "We see a lot of voided warranties."
     
  18. ExitiosuS

    ExitiosuS Simian Masterpiece!

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    ATI: Imagine Life, now --- Speed up and Imagein 3D.



    Yay.
    I think. lol
     
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    Who wears short shorts? We do at ATI, where we "squeeze" every bit of life out of our cards, as well as our unmentionables :D
     
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    ATI: Now I have no more reason to shut down my PC!
     
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