DH Birthday Competition: Win a ATI X800 AGP 512 meg

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  1. ViRuS2k

    ViRuS2k Well-Known Member

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    ATI: When God Created the earth, ATI Created The Graphics Card. :)
     
  2. micron

    micron New Member

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    ATi: "I cant believe it's not butter."
     
  3. squiggley

    squiggley New Member

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    Warning: May give your computer an orgasm.
     
  4. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    :rofl: :lol:

    That gets my vote
     
  5. edperks

    edperks Life is Good

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    ATI- "We bring gaming to life!"
     
  6. squiggley

    squiggley New Member

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    ATI: Clothing optional
     
  7. darkwolf

    darkwolf New Member

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    :D ATi-is what realy powered the mach5 and gave the driver his name SPEED :w00t:
     
  8. Wunderchu

    Wunderchu New Member

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    "ATI" .. the "I" stand for "A" ???? huh?

    generate graphics

    "jaggies", the equivalent of spam in your games .... help get rid of jaggies with ATI Radeon technology.

    ATI , your eyes wil thank you later. ..... "But how can your eyes thank you?" do you ask? ...... Well, by looking at porn, for example

    Who is the leader in graphics technology. That's right it's those green .. I mean red ... I mean ATI . That's right.

    ATI the acronym for the future of humankind

    who needs sex when you got that ATI?

    SEX and ATI . Both involve intense visual stimulation. Both give insane pleasure. The difference is, ATI doesn't require you to put up with an unsatisfied person later.

    REAL LIFE , who needs it when you've got ATI?

    when the chips are down, when the going gets tough, when you've got nowhere else to run. GO ATI. You'll be glad you did.

    ATI . someday you will thank me

    "Luke, I am your fat- fat- fat- father". Stuttering getting in the way of your experience? Eliminate suttering with ATI.

    ATI better than ... you think

    why have sex when you can have ATI? Well, there are several reasons, which I won't go into. GO ATI

    pancakes, hats, and ATI . What do these thing have in common? Abolutely nothing. Go ATI

    ATI . Why settle for anything less?

    ATI ATI ATI AIT, I mean, ATI.

    One day when you look out to the horizon... you will see it. Huge draw distances, brought to you by ATI.

    my, my, my, my, A T I

    ATI ; keeps the fragging on

    ATI ... knows cool ... they're Canadian

    Wear sunscreen. Get ATI.

    don't settle for jaggies breats. Get ATI. See round.

    Get ATI. See the curves on all their glory

    See the curves on all their glory. Get ATI

    ATI . when you won't settle with anything less

    less lag = more frags . Brought to you be ATI

    if there is one thing you do before you die.. experienca ATI graphics

    ATI graphics. The perfect mother's day gift.

    give your grandmother a gift she won't soon forget. Give her ATI graphics.

    ATI. so real you'll think it's real

    ATI. generates graphics so real, you'll think it's .. real

    ATI. I know I'd want it

    ATI. I'm getting it. NOW

    ATI. the chick magnet.

    ATI. your chick magnet.

    lightning quick reflexes are no use if your enemy is lag. Increase your framerate. get ATI.

    All Time Initial. NOT. GO ATI

    Graphics 4 U

    get your graphics on

    see what you've been missing

    the way it's mean to be pl-... I mean, GO ATI

    time for your daily dose of pure graphics and fun. time for ATI

    virtual reality so real you won't want it to be virtual

    causes hangovers, but that's not so bad, is it?

    guh guh guh guh graphics

    your heart is red. your blood is red. you need red. get ATI

    can't get a date? get ATI

    graphics are important to you? If so, then get something that is important to graphics. Get ATI

    your eyes will thank you

    ever wonder why geeks have glasses? get ATI

    your mother always said to get ATI

    mother always said "get ATI". Always listen to your mother.

    Always listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI".

    mother always said "get ATI". listen to your mother.

    listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI".

    you're smarter than you think. You've though about getting ATI

    graphics x3 .. or 4...

    Shaders. not just for the movies anymore.

    ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to

    ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to of course

    ATI . find out hand out what you you've been missing

    ATI . you owe it to your eyes

    tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? get ATI

    tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? tire no more; get ATI

    your spouse accusing you of thinking of sex all the time? get ATI, and think about graphics

    ATI , ATI , ATI .. why am I seeing these things

    ATI , ATI , ATI , OK!

    ATI is what you need. No seriously, you do

    ATI. bring the future just a little bit closer

    ATI. suddenly the future seems a little bit closer

    ATI. suddenly the future seems just a little bit closer

    ATI. bring the future a little bit closer

    ATI . You'll never know until you try it

    ATI . You'll never go back to the other guys' again

    bet on ATI. Bet on your graphics fidelity.

    hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna get you an ATI

    you'll never be satisfied, until you get ATI.

    nasty graphics, poor texture quality, low polygon count. No more, with ATI

    fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads away from ATI

    471

    I.. like ATI

    ATI.. promoting great looking heroines everywhere

    make sure your heroines always look great, with ATI

    ATI.. makes sure your heroines always look great

    make sure your heroines always look great, get ATI

    if you like the other guys, you'll love ATI

    ATI , your graphics solution

    since when do you want to settle for second best? Get ATI

    since when did you want to settle for second best? Get ATI

    since when have you wanted to settle for second best? Get ATI

    ATI, you won't know why you didn't try ATI sooner

    go ATI. that's something you won't regret

    there are things in this world which you won't regret. going ATI is one of those things

    0 bucks says you'll love ATI

    ATI . find out what you've been missing

    ATI .. find out what you've been missing

    ATI ... find out what you've been missing

    you know, if I were you, I'd get ATI

    you know, if I were you, I'd get ATI about now

    you know, if I were you, I'd go ATI

    you know, if I were you, I'd go ATI about now

    you know, if I were you, I'd go with ATI about now

    get with the program, get ATI

    why why why ATI? I don't know , just get it

    get your mojo on

    accelerate you mojo

    mojo me

    mojo yourself

    ATi improving mojo everywhere

    time for mojo. time for ATI

    ATI. One day, you will thank me

    Get ATI. One day, you will thank me

    Go ATI. One day, you will thank me

    my mojo is your mojo

    what is mojo?

    what good is interactivity, if you can't believe what you're seeing. that's the power of ATI

    the power of ATI

    there is one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI

    there is one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI

    only one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI

    only one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI

    one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI

    one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI

    this ain't your momma's ATI

    this ain't your mother's ATI

    get high, on ATI

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    we ain't your momma's ATI

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    dis ain't yo' momma's ATI

    this ain't yo' momma's ATI

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    we ain't your mother's ATI

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    dis ain't your mother's ATI
     
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    squiggley New Member

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    ATI: Become the envy of everybody except your girlfriend
     
  10. Geminiwave

    Geminiwave I Have lovely Breasts

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    No, Radeon cards will NOT make girls want you, but the boys sure will! :taste:
     
  11. Junkguy

    Junkguy PC Game Modder

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    ATI - We're even cooler than Eskimos making ice cubes in the Arctic!
     
  12. koda

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    ATI: Helping geeks see better since 1985!
     
  13. squiggley

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    Warning: Prolonged use may lead to eye strain, headaches, cramping, fatigue, laziness, loss of appetite, nausea, impotence, social ineptitude, insomnia, and bad breath. Please consult a physician before use.
     
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    ATi RMA Dept: "This isnt the bios your card shipped with":rolleyes:
     
  15. micron

    micron New Member

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    ATi: "Stop making wrappers for our tech demo's please":bleh:
     
  16. micron

    micron New Member

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    ATi: "We took ArtX over 3Dfx."
     
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    ATI: Fall in love... without leaving your seat
     
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    ATI: Nvidia┬┤s worst nightmare
     
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    ATI: If you really "get into the game", please do not buy guns.
     
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    ATI and Nvidia are in a race, but with ATI's cleverness they pull out the mace, running side by side ATI squirts them in the eye, as they trip and as they all fall the clear winner here isnt Nvidia at all, ATI took all there glory, so on that note i end this story! Cheers ATI :)
     
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