Discussion in 'Industry News' started by HardwareHeaven, Apr 22, 2005.
ATI: When God Created the earth, ATI Created The Graphics Card.
ATi: "I cant believe it's not butter."
Warning: May give your computer an orgasm.
That gets my vote
ATI- "We bring gaming to life!"
ATI: Clothing optional
ATi-is what realy powered the mach5 and gave the driver his name SPEED :w00t:
"ATI" .. the "I" stand for "A" ???? huh?
"jaggies", the equivalent of spam in your games .... help get rid of jaggies with ATI Radeon technology.
ATI , your eyes wil thank you later. ..... "But how can your eyes thank you?" do you ask? ...... Well, by looking at porn, for example
Who is the leader in graphics technology. That's right it's those green .. I mean red ... I mean ATI . That's right.
ATI the acronym for the future of humankind
who needs sex when you got that ATI?
SEX and ATI . Both involve intense visual stimulation. Both give insane pleasure. The difference is, ATI doesn't require you to put up with an unsatisfied person later.
REAL LIFE , who needs it when you've got ATI?
when the chips are down, when the going gets tough, when you've got nowhere else to run. GO ATI. You'll be glad you did.
ATI . someday you will thank me
"Luke, I am your fat- fat- fat- father". Stuttering getting in the way of your experience? Eliminate suttering with ATI.
ATI better than ... you think
why have sex when you can have ATI? Well, there are several reasons, which I won't go into. GO ATI
pancakes, hats, and ATI . What do these thing have in common? Abolutely nothing. Go ATI
ATI . Why settle for anything less?
ATI ATI ATI AIT, I mean, ATI.
One day when you look out to the horizon... you will see it. Huge draw distances, brought to you by ATI.
my, my, my, my, A T I
ATI ; keeps the fragging on
ATI ... knows cool ... they're Canadian
Wear sunscreen. Get ATI.
don't settle for jaggies breats. Get ATI. See round.
Get ATI. See the curves on all their glory
See the curves on all their glory. Get ATI
ATI . when you won't settle with anything less
less lag = more frags . Brought to you be ATI
if there is one thing you do before you die.. experienca ATI graphics
ATI graphics. The perfect mother's day gift.
give your grandmother a gift she won't soon forget. Give her ATI graphics.
ATI. so real you'll think it's real
ATI. generates graphics so real, you'll think it's .. real
ATI. I know I'd want it
ATI. I'm getting it. NOW
ATI. the chick magnet.
ATI. your chick magnet.
lightning quick reflexes are no use if your enemy is lag. Increase your framerate. get ATI.
All Time Initial. NOT. GO ATI
Graphics 4 U
get your graphics on
see what you've been missing
the way it's mean to be pl-... I mean, GO ATI
time for your daily dose of pure graphics and fun. time for ATI
virtual reality so real you won't want it to be virtual
causes hangovers, but that's not so bad, is it?
guh guh guh guh graphics
your heart is red. your blood is red. you need red. get ATI
can't get a date? get ATI
graphics are important to you? If so, then get something that is important to graphics. Get ATI
your eyes will thank you
ever wonder why geeks have glasses? get ATI
your mother always said to get ATI
mother always said "get ATI". Always listen to your mother.
Always listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI".
mother always said "get ATI". listen to your mother.
listen to your mother. mother always said "get ATI".
you're smarter than you think. You've though about getting ATI
graphics x3 .. or 4...
Shaders. not just for the movies anymore.
ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to
ATI. Enough power to render Jar Jar. Not that you'd want to of course
ATI . find out hand out what you you've been missing
ATI . you owe it to your eyes
tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? get ATI
tired of people with no fingers? tired of furless animals? tire no more; get ATI
your spouse accusing you of thinking of sex all the time? get ATI, and think about graphics
ATI , ATI , ATI .. why am I seeing these things
ATI , ATI , ATI , OK!
ATI is what you need. No seriously, you do
ATI. bring the future just a little bit closer
ATI. suddenly the future seems a little bit closer
ATI. suddenly the future seems just a little bit closer
ATI. bring the future a little bit closer
ATI . You'll never know until you try it
ATI . You'll never go back to the other guys' again
bet on ATI. Bet on your graphics fidelity.
hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna get you an ATI
you'll never be satisfied, until you get ATI.
nasty graphics, poor texture quality, low polygon count. No more, with ATI
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads away from ATI
I.. like ATI
ATI.. promoting great looking heroines everywhere
make sure your heroines always look great, with ATI
ATI.. makes sure your heroines always look great
make sure your heroines always look great, get ATI
if you like the other guys, you'll love ATI
ATI , your graphics solution
since when do you want to settle for second best? Get ATI
since when did you want to settle for second best? Get ATI
since when have you wanted to settle for second best? Get ATI
ATI, you won't know why you didn't try ATI sooner
go ATI. that's something you won't regret
there are things in this world which you won't regret. going ATI is one of those things
0 bucks says you'll love ATI
ATI . find out what you've been missing
ATI .. find out what you've been missing
ATI ... find out what you've been missing
you know, if I were you, I'd get ATI
you know, if I were you, I'd get ATI about now
you know, if I were you, I'd go ATI
you know, if I were you, I'd go ATI about now
you know, if I were you, I'd go with ATI about now
get with the program, get ATI
why why why ATI? I don't know , just get it
get your mojo on
accelerate you mojo
ATi improving mojo everywhere
time for mojo. time for ATI
ATI. One day, you will thank me
Get ATI. One day, you will thank me
Go ATI. One day, you will thank me
my mojo is your mojo
what is mojo?
what good is interactivity, if you can't believe what you're seeing. that's the power of ATI
the power of ATI
there is one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI
there is one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI
only one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI
only one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI
one 3-letter word that evokes feelings of intense pleasure and visual stimulation; ATI
one 3-letter word that evokes memories of intense visual stimulation and pleasure; ATI
this ain't your momma's ATI
this ain't your mother's ATI
get high, on ATI
get high on ATI
get hi on ATI
get HI on ATI
get hi, on ATI
get HI on ATI
get Hi, on ATI
get Hi on ATI
we ain't your momma's ATI
we ain't yo' momma's ATI
dis ain't yo' momma's ATI
this ain't yo' momma's ATI
dis ain't your momma's ATI
we ain't your mother's ATI
we ain't yo' mother's ATI
dis ain't yo' mother's ATI
this ain't yo' mother's ATI
dis ain't your mother's ATI
ATI: Become the envy of everybody except your girlfriend
No, Radeon cards will NOT make girls want you, but the boys sure will! :taste:
ATI - We're even cooler than Eskimos making ice cubes in the Arctic!
ATI: Helping geeks see better since 1985!
Warning: Prolonged use may lead to eye strain, headaches, cramping, fatigue, laziness, loss of appetite, nausea, impotence, social ineptitude, insomnia, and bad breath. Please consult a physician before use.
ATi RMA Dept: "This isnt the bios your card shipped with"
ATi: "Stop making wrappers for our tech demo's please":bleh:
ATi: "We took ArtX over 3Dfx."
ATI: Fall in love... without leaving your seat
ATI: Nvidia´s worst nightmare
ATI: If you really "get into the game", please do not buy guns.
ATI and Nvidia are in a race, but with ATI's cleverness they pull out the mace, running side by side ATI squirts them in the eye, as they trip and as they all fall the clear winner here isnt Nvidia at all, ATI took all there glory, so on that note i end this story! Cheers ATI
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