Discussion in 'Industry News' started by HardwareHeaven, Apr 22, 2005.
ATI is better than your wife: ATI will still look good 50 years from now.
ATI X800XL 512MB --> GOD Creation? or ATI guys that Good???
Having an ATI X800XL is like winning the lottery without even participating!!!
"They say let there be no limitation to your imagination...
...yet we have to lower our standards so your PC can handle our products."
"We had the x800 AGP 512 meg Graphic Card ready when the 9600 came out...
... we were just waiting for the average PC to catch up"
When Bob started up Dave's rig, he thought he had died and went to heaven, but then Dave told him that he was using ATI.
"ATI Graphics.... making you feel awkward when you try to change the channel on the monitor."
"Buy an Nvidia card. LMAO good one huh?"
"Nvidia Card? Maybe after a few more beers."
"Look in the Guiness Book of World Records. For Worlds Longest Oxymoron you'd see: Minimum Requirements: Radeon Card or Better"
"Why buy an ATI Card? It gives you one less line on the Minimum Requirements to Read."
"Graphic Cards? We stopped making those years ago....we make ATI Cards.
....Your in a whole 'nother league baby."
"PCIE is a fad. Invest for the future the Right way. Would you wear your bellbottoms today?"
"ATI. When you do more than typing a/s/l"
"cause nvidia just has too many syllables....."
"Might as well forget the Power chord, because your PC ain't running till it has an ATI plugged in."
"Wonder where they got their name from...
Invidia n : spite and resentment at seeing the success of another (personified as one of the deadly sins) [syn: envy]
Need we say More?"
"How did God Design, Render, and Create Earth in just 6 Days? He was running a Radeon."
"You wouldn't sell yourself short and take an average wife would you? Go for the one that exceeds standards. Make the right Commitment. Go ATI"
"Microsoft wanted the absolute best gpu for their next console....
....and they came running to the right door."
"Why ATI?....Because Terrorist PC's use Nvidia"
"It's what's in the inside that counts....
pfft...that's what pixelated people say."
"Your Computer has been with you through the thick and thin, and you want to put an nvidia in it? Computers have feelings too you know....Spoil your PC, Get an ATI."
"..Cause not even your Girlfriend can hold you attention as long as we can."
"Don't get blue balled by other cards. Get the full experiece, get an ATI."
Ati - The proper ATI-re for gaming
We have not yet forgot about AGP yet.
Heart, soul and power. ATI, bringing life to your gaming.
Just enjoy your games and leave the sweat and works to us.
This is what happens when you breed human intelligence with super technology together, you create a monster performer that only ATI can deliver.
Don't just sit in the classroom daydreaming, bring ATI with you and you can finally enjoy your lectures and have fun in college like it's suppose to be.
A is for awesome
T is for True power
and I is for Inspiration
ATI, where gaming is AT!
AT ATI, we always use Nvidia's card during long cold winter night to keep us warm.
"True Power at it's best. We're not located in California, and don't use "smoke and mirrors" to get better benchmarks."
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