Discussion in 'Industry News' started by HardwareHeaven, Jun 1, 2005.
AMD: Guns don't kill people, lagging Intel PC's do.
AMD Mocking Intel CPU Speed
The need for speed implies, indeed,
the need to speed to take the lead.
But what we need to ask you first,
does not concern this rhyming verse.
The question that we need to ask...
is when is it they start their fast?
If only AMD made CARS the way they make CPUS, the world would move 64 lanes at a time.
If you had a Pacemaker controlled by a microprocessor, would you risk your life with an Intel that would stop pumping while you was doing a math problem, or would you chose and AMD which would all you to do a math problem while running the 440 relay.
"I hope they won't find my new fx55" Saddam Hussein thinking to himself while being physically examine.
AMD FX55 - DO NOT reccomanded for ppl over 55 years old, suffer from heart condition or pregnant.
AMD FX55 - "CRAP! those geniuses have beat us again." intel
AMD - A Monster's Desire.
AMD - Even your grandmother wants one!
AMD - your daddy.
AMD: We put the lime in the code you nut, now drink it all up.
amd fx 55 - lets see if you can keep up
amd fx 55 - the quickest way possible with no shortcuts
amd fx 55 - everything else is just an imitation
amd fx 55 - there is nothing faster coz we havent released it yet
amd fx 55 - if you can keep up...........
- AMD: Now the force are with you!
- AMD: Star Wars inside!
- AMD: Lightspeed, Light saber, Light side of the force and more!
- Yoda and Darth Vader powered by AMD!
- Double Bladed Lightsabers? AMD Dual Core!
- AMD: Because I want to fly away (Lenny Kravits)
- AMD: The roof is on fire!
- AMD: Don´t run, we run more!
- AMD: Get more FPNS (frames per nano seconds)!
- AMD: Don´t let for the next boot what you can do now!
FX-55: Are you an evil genius? Need a doomsday device? Well, look no further!
AMD: Because Buying Intel leads to evil and impotence
Fx-55: Housework doing, disease curing, dog walking and fat burning nanobots optional.
AMD, the only letters of the alphabet you should be required to learn
Note: The AMD FX series is not designed for those who are patient.
It has been reported that whenever an AMD-powered server is added to the room, the Intel servers nearby begin to crash due to severe depression.
AMD64: its bisexual, it goes both ways!
AMD64: and you thought the ircon brew granny was fast!
AMD64: I hope my wife can perform at twice her speed when shes 32..
AMDeo AMDeeo shen Dedas venacvaleo,
Shen rom gamaxareo , egre dedasheni ver gaaxareo.
Republic Of Georgia
That's one small step for AMD, one giant leap for nerd-kind.
AMD FX55 - Even Sammy Hagar doesn't mind driving at FX55.
Part Of Your System
AMD - It can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
God just upgraded to an AMD. Life just got better.
Absolute Media Driver For Xtreme graFX
Animation Mach Drive
Alternate Mode Device
Alternate Mood Device
Animation Monster Deployement
Animation Master Deployed
AMD... Got GraFX?
AMD... "Open a can of GraFX"
GraFX meant for the Gaming Autobahn
GraFX Warp Drive
FX55 "The Force"
FX55 "Game on"
Frames Xtreme @ mach 55
Full Xtreme graFX
Frames Xccelerator 55
FX55 "Full game FX" (Full Game effects)
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