Discussion in 'Industry News' started by HardwareHeaven, Oct 25, 2007.
I need the Zotac 8800GTX because its either the Zotac way or the highway...
I would like to win this card because only with Zotac you can be on the podium,no matter what games you are playing.
I need to win this card,so it can infuse me with energy,and I will always be number 1!
I need to win this card because it gives you the joy of gaming at high resolutions with no hitches,and also gets your room warm during the winter!
I need to win this card because Zotac makes only winner cards!
You can be a winner in all the games,especially Crysis,only with this card!
I need to win this card,because simply there is not a better one on the market!If you want to be the first in Pro Street,you need this card!
I need to win this card so I can win the games in all the online competitions!
Online games like Call of Duty 4 will be much cooler with this card!
I would like this card because I could not afford at the moment such an expensive card,even if I'm a true Nvidia fan.The card in my computer now is a thrustfully Nvidia 6800 Ultra,but it cannot keep at all with the latest games,even if I run them at a 1024x768 resolution,because of my 15" Lcd monitor.
If I should get this card,my friends will have a lot of envy and and would like to play on a nVidia powered PC at my home.
I would like to win this card,because with it,my gaming experience will be complete!
You can win any game like WoW with this cool card!
I would like this card because its performance is unimaginable,but it's beauty is unprecedented!It's cooler can evel make your car engine freezing cold in Pro Street!
I would like to win this card because it has the greatest performance/power used ratio!You need a lot of fuel with this card in Pro Street!It gives extra NOS!
I would like to win this card because it has the best looking cooler from all the graphic cards all over the market!There is not a better card for Crysis!
I would like to win this card because the ZOTAC version silently says the motto:
Embrace the ultimate performance!It is inevitable!
Also,if I win this card,my performance in all the games would be unstoppable!
i want this card so i can crush everyone in ut3.... especially iria.
Here are a few reasons why I deserve to win this AMAZING 8800GTX:
Because Zotac Cards suit to all ages, from 0 to the grave!!!
Because Zotac is the REAL life
Because Zotac makes your life rich-full (of colors)
Because God said: 'Let there be Zotac.' And there was Zotac.
Because Zotac 8800GTX is the 8th wonder of the universe!!!
Because you're Nvidiot if you're not buying nVidia Zotac 8800GTX!
Because Zotac gives you all the colors in the world!
Because I Just got married for life.......to Zotac.
Because I suffer from artifacts and don't live in a museum.
Because Zotac supply you the Power of Color.
Because the rest are all imitations
Because DriverHeaven and Zotac Helpin' you get turned on!
Because ATI cards SUCK and I don't need Vacuum Cleaner!
Because Reality is just a figment of your imagination.
Because with DriverHeaven & Zotac, my lucky color will never fade!
Because I need to avoid reality at all costs.
Because life has a cause: DriverHeaven and Zotac
Because no one is perfect, but Zotac are the closest.
Because I don't want to be Normal!!!
Because being good at being stupid doesn't count. Zotac. Period.
Because Zotac will be my first sexual experience.
Because it's not an optical illusion. It's Zotac 8800GTX.
Because I like going to sleep with my eyes open!!!
Because Zotac 8800GTX is special as a Blonde virgin!
Because I should absolutely try it.
Because having a Zotac 8800GTX is like winning lottery without participating!!!
Because grandma stoled my current Video Card.
Because I don't have a rich father.
Because II sseeee eevveerryytthhiinngg tttwwiiccee aanndd II nneeeedd aa cclleeaarr vviissiioonn.
Because I can't hold myself and I'm gonna rob it.
Because I want to play "digger" in ultra-high speed!!!
Because it will be a good replacement for my wife (the Zotac 8800GTX doesn't talk).
Because I need to render myself.
Because winning a Zotac 8800GTX is like losing your virginity!
Because I actually don't deserve a Zotac 8800GTX, my PC deserves it.
Because I've just kissed my ATI Card goodbye.
Because I need to accelerate my brain.
Because a Zotac 8800GTX is 8800 times faster than any other card!!!
Because even a blind man can see the difference!!!
Because with Zotac I can upgrade my grey-scaled life!!!
Because being honest, pays. And Honestly, I want that card!!!
Because it's the BEST I can get for less than $1.
Because I've had enough of 2D nudity.
Because I see everything Blur, and it's not Tony Blur!!!
Because: 'I see Dead Pixels'.
Because I'm willing to scratch your butt for a Zotac 8800GTX.
Because strangers have the best candy. Zotac have the best card.
Because it's way better than a Barbie Doll.
Oh...and the game I like the most is Crysis (though I've only played the DEMO so far...:drool
I love the Zotac 8800GTX so much and want it so badly that I even dedicated two poems to it:
‘Zotac 8800GTX my love, I think of you everyday,
my dear Video Card, you’re the answer to my pray,
without you, I can't live anymore,
please come to me, “Zotac” mon-amour'.
'Zotac 8800GTX rocks,
because you can't tell about it any jokes.
You can find it in all computer shops,
if you'll steal it, you may get yourself behind bars and locks.
But, no need to steal it, nor get on your knee,
just enter DriverHeaven forums and get it for free'.
And BTW, the game I like the most is Crysis (though I've only played the DEMO so far...:drool
I need this card else all my carpal tunnel is for naught ... and I want to play Crysis
I need this card or all my time away from the News forum will be wasted ... and to play Crysis.
Once upon a time in a far away land called Canada, there lived a little fellow known simply as "slugbug".
His dream was to one day own an 8800GTX grphics card and kick some major butt playing the upcoming Call of Duty 4 game. However he knew in his heart he could never afford to purchase such a wonderful piece of hardware.
Then one day while browsing the world wide web, he happened upon a contest by DriverHeaven.net, and the prize just happened to be a new Zotac 8800 GTX AMP Edition graphics card.
A smile appeared on the young mans face as he envisioned winning the prize against all odds. Will our hero be victorious in his attempts. Stay tuned for the outcome of this heroic journey.
.....to be continued.
I need this phone because the 49ers actually scored on an opening drive ... meaning without Crysis I might actually start watching football again.
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