Do You Qualify?

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  1. kinetic

    kinetic Well-Known Member

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  2. HardwareHeaven

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  3. fornicatarachnid

    fornicatarachnid Clanless

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    Brilliant xmas gift idea Mr Kinetic, do you want me to get 1 for

    you ? lol. Makes a change from socks eh ? :p
     
  4. Vampyromaniac

    Vampyromaniac confutatis maledictis

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    Oooh, I wonder how much I can scalp one for?? :evil:
     
  5. One of the Twelve

    One of the Twelve New Member

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    ...

    You can not buy a ticket to heaven: The price is already paid. Ticket to heaven is a free gift (ask God to give you one - through His Son, my Lord Jesus Christ).

    Many people get confused when reading things like this... :sigh: no fun. You don't have to be something special "holy" or "virtuous" to obtain a ticket to heaven - just ask God, sincerely, and He will answer and lead you. Just be yourself.
     
  6. One of the Twelve

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    - Good they tell this.. But I'd rather buy a new Radeon than a useless ticket..
     
  7. fornicatarachnid

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    Re: ...

    Too late, I tried asking Jesus but he couldnt fit me in before xmas

    so I bought one off the net. :p Im booked in for next Saturday at

    3pm. Me and my family are so excited !!!! :D
     
  8. LOL!!! man... you know... all you needed was a $5 bribe... you didn't need to buy one off the net. I assume you at least went to pricewatch?
     
  9. Kelsenellenelvian

    Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny

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    Ohhh hey One of the twelve don't need to get your knickers in a twist man its just a "cool" joke, And hey if anyone cares I wan't one for christmas.
     
  10. WarGun

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    One of the Twelve is right ....but a joke is a joke,theres lots of these on the internet its cheesy but true.
    ;)
     
  11. DallasStar

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    a direct quote from their disclaimer
    :bleh:
     
  12. craig5320

    craig5320 Well-Known Member

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    It's light hearted, I don't see why everyone get's heavy,

    and I'm sure they've got to cover their ass's with one hell ova disclaimer, can you imagine the law suits the americans among us could think up, how they'd prove it didn't work I don't kno, but i'm sure they'd try :cool: j/k
     
  13. kinetic

    kinetic Well-Known Member

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    I want my money back!!!!:mad:
     
  14. Zarathustra

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    Man I just love religious joke sites like that :evil:
     
  15. One of the Twelve

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    relaxed

    After a couple of days, I'm calming down :D :D

    Try this, instead [this really made me laugh]: Santa@TheRoof
     
  16. One of the Twelve

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    Well I can explain my first reaction a bit; an elderly lady from our neighborhood committed suicide in August, and the main cause was certain "religious jokes".

    True "off-topik"...
     
  17. Agen75mith

    Agen75mith Banned

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    That's assuming there is a heaven.

     

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