Firework Alert!

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  1. Warpy

    Warpy Well-Known Member

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    Here is why fireworks should be placed in the ground and not in the crack of your ass! :hmm:

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  2. Sargentwhitey

    Sargentwhitey Has a JOB..

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    Ugh, I saw this a little while back.. what a jackass this guy is, hope he had fun sitting down :p
     
  3. dorkz

    dorkz Striving to overcome

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    i doubt he will b able to sit down properly for a few years lol. all his flesh would of burnt out with that sulphur ! :SS:SSS
     
  4. craig5320

    craig5320 Well-Known Member

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    haha, serves him right, stupid fool, I think we can see the cause in the other guys hand, no not the firework, the bottle of alcohol.
     
  5. Frodo301

    Frodo301 Outraged

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    I bet all the Tucks medicated wipes in the world will not put out the fire in the crack of his behind.:rofl:
     
  6. TJ-

    TJ- New Member

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    thats what wine does to ya.. what a fool.... :hmm:
     
  7. MIG-31

    MIG-31 Old time Member.. Staff Member

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    Ouch!! :eek:
     
  8. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    he needs to try launching them out the other end
     
  9. Drakon

    Drakon New Member

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    LMAO... well maybe he's already a 'head' of the rest...:lol: :rofl: :lol:
     
  10. Senor_Mota

    Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法

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    That's pretty retarded...but it's also pretty damn funny. :) :D
     
  11. The_Neon_Cowboy

    The_Neon_Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    If he'd spead his arse cheeks insted of tigtneing his arse cheaks he would of porbubly avoided the problem

    but such severe burns ar severly painfull... I'd like to see his excuse to the hospital... and that fireworks accidents are reproted to the police
     
  12. Widkidone

    Widkidone New Member

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    Wow this looks like fun.....NOT!!!! i am glad that someone decide to try this before i got too drunk and tried this. Now that there are pictures i guess i will pass now. Thanks WARPY you saved my ass!!!!
     
  13. Vikingod

    Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison

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    It sounds like you speak from experience neon :D.

    Burns that bad will scar for life and can cause nerve damage. What a dumbass though, he got what he deserved. Really though, what did he think was going to happen.
     
  14. Dexsal

    Dexsal Space Monocerotis

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    What Nice Friend standing in the back ground and knowns about sky rockets to 10 feet away think about it
     
  15. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    is it just me, or did the firework even leave him? looks like it launched directly into his spine.....
     
  16. Dexsal

    Dexsal Space Monocerotis

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    the wood would have dug in to his skin.... He would have tighen his ass cheeks bacause of this, feeling the hot burning flames he than would have bent over backwards. if the sky rocket was'nt so close to his skin.... it may have worked.. looks to me his friend known what was going to happen
     
  17. Lowfat

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    what a dumbass.
     
  18. Nicky-chan

    Nicky-chan formally Elclair

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    Couldnt say it better *blinks*
     
  19. Warpy

    Warpy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah... it's silly things like this that can be avoided if alcohol wasn't a player in all this. The sulphur from the rocket will have infected his ass cheeks and without a nice wire brush he is gonna be standing up for sometime.
     
  20. BiGBrOwNPimpsta

    BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp

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    thats pretty retarded, but the one from jackass was even nastier and funny
     

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