First Time Sex

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  1. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.'"

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
     
  2. BulletTheory

    BulletTheory Forgiveness is a Six Gun

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    lolll.. nice one haha
     
  3. Cow_160483

    Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo...

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    hahahah :p busted :D
     
  4. zupammt

    zupammt New Member

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    :D:D:D good!
     
  5. blibbax

    blibbax nahm8

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    :D

    I honestly didn't see that coming at all :rofl:
     
  6. Trusteft

    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

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    Funny joke. :)
     
  7. drivehard454

    drivehard454 New Member

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    Good one.....:)
     
  8. anonemus

    anonemus 80 Plus Certified

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    good for the dad, bad for the boy :D
     

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