Discussion in 'Gaming News Discussion' started by HardwareHeaven, Apr 24, 2007.
1.Whoa! Im freaking out man!!!! aHHhhh
2.Ya'man...ThiS Is sSomE Good SHit...
1. I Said PUFF, PUFF, PASS Old Man!! dont make me come over there!
2. Hold on brutha *cough*one more*cough*
1.[FONT="]I'm king of the world!
2.your standing on a 3 foot table...
1.eeek! [FONT="]What a dump!
2. hmm is it really that bad?
1.As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
2.Good, because we're out of food.
2.Thats funny, thought i cooked it long enough...
1. I'll have what he's having!
2. sir, please get the HELL off my table. Im trying to eat here.
1. LOOK AT ME IM LEAKIN LIKE A FREAKIN FAUCET!
2. ahh... yeah.... about that... what if I were to tell you I have the clap?
1. I need to shit now!! Your plate will do I suppose.
2. Hmm.. Let me think about it.
1. I need to eat now. Where's the food?
2. You feed yourself elsewhere
1. I got THE ring, the ring to rule them all. I put it on my toe and hope that no one will check there.
2. Give it to me. My precious~~~
1. "Draw me a sheep! "
2. "Suck my balls dude :dead: "
2. No chicken-pot
1) Hay Mumma Its me Billybobnoel You remember I beat up that mutant horse with the 5th leg and you arrested me?!
2) For the love of... Son for the last time that was no friggin horse okay!
1) Ack you got to help me, back spasm can't explain give me some medicine now please!
2) Has anyone told you that your a real crappy theif?
1) So I got my cock bitten by a snake and well I was about to rob you but your have to suck the posion out first.
2) Are you sure? hmm well okay. *sshshshhshshhshshs* there done oh did I tell you my birth sign is the Serpent?
1. I'm coming to tickle you!
2. Maybe. Maybe - but not before I tickle you!
1. Are you kidding! That wine came rom the the dead vineyards of OBLIVION!
2. Yes, yes.... now not one step closer or you'll be getting me no more OBLIVION wine.
1: "Ekehekee, ekekeekee!"
2: "Shit, seriously, you suck at impersonating Ace Ventura"
1. "I'm going to be the next American Idol."
1. "Hey dude, look at my megafantasticulous legmuscles, and they are soooo nice suntanned!"
2. "Yes, that 10 grams SuperFatBurner(TM) you took for three weeks except for the sundays, combined with a seventy-times-a-day-kneebend-practice with your left knee in an angle of 74 degrees from your left upperleg, which was particularly meant for an optimal result in order to have a maximum impact on your resistance against diseases and to provide optimal muscle control, that certainly did the trick.."
1. "Wanna marry me?"
2. "GET YOUR DIRTY FEET OF OF MY TABLE, ASSHOLE!!!"
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