Nigeria strikes again.

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  1. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    Attention:

    Sequel to the meeting held on 1st November, 2008. I write to inform you that Nigeria Government and Members of the house of senate have authorized me to contact you for your inheritance payment of (ten 10 million) which was deposited by your late relative Mr.Karl.

    The Nigerian Government has given you an Identification Code Number:ESP/ID300/0X10/ATB also your file has been forwarded to the Director Telex department, Access Bank of Nigeria Plc for onward crediting of your nominated account which you may provide for this transfer.

    I have copies of Deed of Will & deposit Certificate, with this two documents and Code Number: ESP/ID300/0X10/ATB, the paying bank will process your payment file.Do please indicate your willingness to assist by sending your full names, age,occupation; address, private telephone and fax numbers to enable us commence immediately.

    I will inform you on the next step to follow.

    Regards,

    BARRISTER Lilian Cole
    lilian.cole11@gmail.com
     
  2. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    ask for thier mailing address and send them a few boxes of monopoly money
     
  3. H3X4D3C1M4L

    H3X4D3C1M4L New Member

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    Ask for their mailing address and send them a picture of Ron Howard naked!
     
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  4. IEMC

    IEMC Neighborhood screw up.

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    I'm gonna go ahead and take out a few mortgages on the house and send it to them just to be friendly.
     
  5. OmegaRED

    OmegaRED Relapsed Gamer

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    Never trust Nigerian scammers. However, since the House of Senate is involved send all your money it must be legit. :)
     
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  6. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    ask for the address and send them the board game, "Life" :lol:
     
  7. BiGBrOwNPimpsta

    BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp

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    we should all get together and pull a prank on one or two nigerian scammers that come are way, then blog it
     
  8. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    They sell us oil and this is what we get in return..
     
  9. DJ BIG T

    DJ BIG T DH FaN BoY

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    im with you..:D
     
  10. BiGBrOwNPimpsta

    BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp

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    but we need to get a good idea and a good sucker... the grammar in these emails are even worse than the ones i get from my relatives in india or a mexican
     
  11. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    orale homes! cuz u see, wa ha happen was this. like choo kno, it was funny. yea homes. n that how it went.
     
  12. MIG-31

    MIG-31 Old time Member.. Staff Member

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    i receive plenty of these emails to my hotmail address..which i use for sign ups around the net.And though this i dont mind replying to them...

    And the funny thing is they never reply...

    Oddly enough nobody replies :eek: :D
     
  13. Cow_160483

    Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo...

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    Nice

    lol

    They once sent an e mail to me so this is what i did:
    i sent them a scanned picture of my ass!!
    and underneath i wrote in bold kiss this:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: (true story)
     
  14. GigaWatt

    GigaWatt Now In Color :D

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    hahahahhahahah :D, me like language, this be good... :D
     

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