NSFW: You Laugh.....You Lose!

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  1. IvanV

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    Use some toilet paper. Place a few sheets of them (or kitchen roll), as a sheet over the hole as a blanket.

    Potential problems,
    Placing too much paper and too much shit = blockage.
    Using American toilets = not possible due to the way that the water in them is so high.
     
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    Yup that's what I do, I put a few sheets of toilet paper in and putting enough that it'll work and won't cause a blockage becomes an art after a while.

    Depending on the toilet you're using and type of toilet paper (you know that ultra thin toilet paper they have at public toilets).

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    train yourself to get into a routine to only poop at night (this apparently can be done), then only ever crap on your neighbours lawn and simply blame it on a rogue, and large, neighbourhood cat.
    problem solved
     
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    The political leadership of the West in general, the last 20+ years is a big huge fucking joke.
     
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    Black Friday sale on GOG so I decided to add a few games. FF 10 minutes later...I think we have a problem. Don't worry I am not going to get all of them. I am going to spend the next few hours removing and removing and removing. At most I will pay 2 digits. I am neither crazy or rich.

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    price of a 1070?
     
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    I don't know, I don't follow hardware prices any more.
    Are they that expensive?
    Removing games from the list is proving harder than first thought.
    I am working on it though.
     
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    I don't know where to put this, I am laughing with it so I will post it here.
    Conversation I had with a woman I know for about 20 years. Phone call. We don't talk too often any more. She is in the UK.

    She asks me about my news over the past months. I tell her about my father dying a couple of months ago and how it affected me.

    When I finish she spends several minutes telling me about her news (last time we talked was about 6 months ago), thankfully nothing bad apart from losing a job she hated. Well, she hated the employers not the job itself. She has an interview soon for another job which sounds better.
    A couple of personal things, nothing major.

    Closing the phone call she tells me two things. One, that I better not call her again for the foreseeable future because the man she is with now is very jealous (even though I haven't called her in a long while and even then it was after she asked me to) and Two (and here is the funny part that deserves to be in this thread) that I am lucky I didn't have as bad time as she had. Sure I had a death in the family, but she had worse, I mean it's just a death. Her words.

    At this point I wanted to laugh and laugh. I didn't but oh man...was I wrong for all this time? Was I blind and I couldn't see her character because I was blinded by the sexual chemistry? I feel embarrassed for myself, but I still think it's funny.
     
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    I'm a naive type. I was reading the story and I came as far as this part: "... that I better not call her again for the foreseeable future because the man she is with now is very jealous (even though I haven't called her in a long while and even then it was after she asked me to) and Two that I am lucky I didn't have as bad time as she had", and my mind was going: "OMG, that woman is in some kind of abusive relationship and it's really bad, her life could be in danger!" Then I read it to the end and took a few seconds and... yeah, some piece of work she is.
     
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