Part time job

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Knight_Breed, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Knight_Breed

    Knight_Breed New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2008
    Messages:
    281
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......


    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"


    So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.......
     
  2. Trusteft

    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2004
    Messages:
    22,330
    Likes Received:
    2,486
    Trophy Points:
    153
    Love it.
    Stupid thing to say, but I guess it was worth it. (I have said some bad things in the past :p )
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood HH's curmudgeon

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2008
    Messages:
    13,436
    Likes Received:
    1,137
    Trophy Points:
    138

    This is the best comeback I've ever heard :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Well worth getting canned for! :D
     
  4. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

    Joined:
    May 24, 2003
    Messages:
    25,596
    Likes Received:
    476
    Trophy Points:
    123
    omg, how hilarious!!!
     
  5. Cow_160483

    Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo...

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2008
    Messages:
    8,465
    Likes Received:
    1,578
    Trophy Points:
    123
    I cant believe you actually said that well worth getting fired for i might add!!
     
  6. Partizan

    Partizan Fun loving criminal

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2003
    Messages:
    1,180
    Likes Received:
    30
    Trophy Points:
    58
    Too bad I wasn't present at the time :D
     
  7. strjms72

    strjms72 New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2008
    Messages:
    28
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    the job is sucks because you must have conversation with all crazy people.
     
  8. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

    Joined:
    May 13, 2002
    Messages:
    19,153
    Likes Received:
    2,021
    Trophy Points:
    153
    Haha! Wal-Mart's getting it right and left these days. :D
     
  9. dj_stick

    dj_stick Apple Fanboy?

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2003
    Messages:
    17,575
    Likes Received:
    204
    Trophy Points:
    88
    now i have to question how legit that "story" actually is, but it's pretty hilarious


    i used to do that job at kmart (before getting transferred to another department) - the amount of times i'd have liked to say things like that though....
     
  10. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

    Joined:
    May 13, 2002
    Messages:
    19,153
    Likes Received:
    2,021
    Trophy Points:
    153
    I think mine is 'legiter'. :)
     
  11. Knight_Breed

    Knight_Breed New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2008
    Messages:
    281
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Indeedy ;)

    So where are you applying next I am thinking Dell telephone support :p
     
  12. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

    Joined:
    May 24, 2003
    Messages:
    25,596
    Likes Received:
    476
    Trophy Points:
    123
    don't EVER do phone support! you get bitched at left and right from not just customers, but also your supervisors/managers!

    so, unless you can handle that stress, then go for it, otherwise, STAY AWAY!!!!!
     
  13. Vikingod

    Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2004
    Messages:
    16,226
    Likes Received:
    117
    Trophy Points:
    88
    I hope that story is true. It would be remarkable how similar Wal-Marts across the world are.
     
  14. mbeeston

    mbeeston New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2002
    Messages:
    1,037
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    0
    i lasted a year longer then you did at walmart... nice comeback though :bleh:
     
  15. Fr4nk3nst41n

    Fr4nk3nst41n New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2007
    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    similar thing happened to me today in my work.

    a customer after waiting about 2hrs:

    "Can i withdraw this check here?"

    *gives me the check and his ID*

    me:

    "sr. do you know where you are?"

    him:

    "of course i do! this is bank "A"! i have not waited 2hrs for nothing; i have bills to pay today with that money. i´m not blind nor a idiot! GIVE ME MY F***iNG MONEY NOW!!!"

    Me(Evil mode on):

    "Sr. may i call your attention to the big bold lettering in the huge marquee right in front of this very building wich reads "BANK B".

    *customer looks around with a "WTF?" look on his face*

    *i pretend to look at my watch*

    me:
    "Sr. and its allready 17:10(all banks closes at 16:00) i´m afraid you will not be able to withdraw yor check today, have a nice day. NEXT!"
     
  16. Cow_160483

    Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo...

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2008
    Messages:
    8,465
    Likes Received:
    1,578
    Trophy Points:
    123
    That is sinister dude !:rofl::evil:
     
  17. dawgXdenta

    dawgXdenta Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2008
    Messages:
    2,027
    Likes Received:
    136
    Trophy Points:
    73
    You are a very brave man. But I guess such a job aint worth the insults. Good on ya my man.
     

Share This Page

visited