Randomness Resurected

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  1. Tyrsonswood

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    Recycling... Hey.
     
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    GigaWatt Now In Color :D

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    @IvanV Hey, at least they put the junk where it belongs - in a Mac ;)... well, a Mac lookalike, but still, their heart was in the right place :p :D.
     
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    Congrats on your new prez, Americans. :)
     
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    Hmmmmm...... I am not American, citizen but really a Polish guy.
     
  5. Calliers

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    These guys are a bunch of clowns. Why do I have Amazon prime again? Item said it would be here today and now they have conveniently changed it to after the weekend. :mad:
     
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    GigaWatt Now In Color :D

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    You should try dealing with the Chinese on eBay... it's like talking with aliens :D.
     
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    YouTube has achieved peak randomness!

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    IvanV HH Assassin Guild Member

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    I saw this on FB:

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    Here's how I feel about it. I think that Johnny also had a better last month than you'd think:
    • at the doctor's, his bloodwork came back perfect
    • many of his beloved called to hear him and tell him how much he means to them
    • he saved a ton on food and electricity bill
    • the ambulance showed up in record time when he was hit by a truck.
     
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    One from the "nothing ever changes" category. This is supposed to have been taken in Belgrade circa 1930:

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    It irresistibly reminds me of this one we all know and love:

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    I got invited to a wedding in June last night. Also, I'm going to be the maid of honor. :D
     
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    Hope they pick out a nice dress for you...
     
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    Haha, me too, something flattering! There was a bit of confusion over whether I should go to the Bachelor or the Bachelorette party. :D :D
     
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    Go to both. One to put money into a woman's G-String, the other to recoup the money by having the ladies put money into yours. ;)
     
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    As always, Tipstaff, your advice is priceless! :D :D :D
     
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    Could be a new career move for you...
     
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    A while ago, a younger coworker was complaining about his pay and another guy started trolling him that he was moonlighting as a stripper to make ends meet (and with his looks, that other guy could probably make good money doing that). Some months passed and we forgot about it, when the younger guy, during anther discussion about money, said "But that thing B. does... I could never do that! Just imagine, I'd feel disgusting!" :D
     
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    Just got home from work, Found a letter on my doorstep.. It felt like an advertising Flyer or advertising. I had ignored it for an hour or two...

    Decided to open it (luckily i did so). It turned out to be a Jury Service Summons by the HM Courts & Tribunals Service..

    If we do not respond to the notice i could be called up by the Magistrates court and could be fined up to £1000

    By Law in the UK anyone in the UK on the Electoral Register can be called up for Jury Service which can last for a Maximum of 10 Days...(Sometimes can go longer) Between the age of 18 - 75 years old...

    I have Got Called up... :(

    Seriously (I know i would be assed before being picked as a candidate) before going into the process..

    Your role as a juror - YouTube

    I seriously Do not want to be picked... I have Applied to be Excused as a Jury Member for several reasons. And will have a nervous wait within the next 7 to 10 days either by phone call / Email or letter to see if they have accepted my reasons to be excluded .
     

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