testes or headache?

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  1. mike2h

    mike2h New Member

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    The doctor said ...

    'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
    The bad news is that it will require castration.
    You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press
    on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
    for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
    time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
    himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
    different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a
    new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
    suit.'

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'

    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a
    new shirt?'

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

    Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

    ' Been in the business 60 years.'

    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How
    about some new underwear?'

    Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
    years old.'

    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
    would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
    you one hell of a headache.'

    New suit - $400

    New shirt - $36

    New underwear - $6

    Second opinion - PRICELESS .
     
  2. Guyver2K5

    Guyver2K5 Don't make me hungry.

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    hahahah nice one
     
  3. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    owned....?
     
  4. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    LOL, truly pwnt :rofl:
     
  5. Al_Vampyre

    Al_Vampyre Well-Known Member

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    Loved it...
     
  6. Trusteft

    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

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    Nice one.
     
  7. Stuart_Davidson

    Stuart_Davidson Well-Known Member

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  8. HardwareHeaven

    HardwareHeaven Administrator Staff Member

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    must be a lot of deformed people out there with their testicles against the base of their spine. would be handy in a way though, you could stratch your back and never worry about looking around.
     
  9. Trusteft

    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

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    Funny. :D
     
  10. Ev!L-aLphA

    Ev!L-aLphA | n f e c t e D

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    hahahahah good one!
     

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