The Corrupted Wish Thread

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  1. Mousey

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    This thread always proved a riot on the other forums i've seen it on, basically you post a wish, and the person below has to grant it and corrupt it in someway, IE.

    Person A : I wish for a big penis
    Person B : Granted but you've got permanent Crabs

    (Graphic but that was the funniest one i could think of, xD)
    OK!!!

    I Wish for eternal life
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted. But you'll be a domestic cat, cleaning you crown jewels for eternity....
     
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    aw goddamnit lol ;p
    i think mb you should've posted a wish as well so i can get my own back
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I wish my hair wasn't thinning on top!!!
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I wish there was a beach outside my door
     
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    granted but all the fat chicks go there
     
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    Granted, but you'll be stuck with a mullet for the rest of your life
     
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    I wish my g/f didn't nag all the time.
     
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    granted, but now she's a layabout and you will begin nagging her
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but from this moment forth you'll have an insatiable sexual desire for sealions!!!!
     
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    good thing I don't live near the sea... and sealion porn is FREE
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I wish I had xray vision.....mmmm......xray vision
     
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    ^ granted but it only works on men, not women.

    I wish i didn't feel pain
     
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    That was a mean one :rofl:
     
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    granted, but its because you've been paralyzed from the top of your head down.

    I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.
     
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    Granted, except everytime you wake up... the woman you wake up to will make you swear you were overly drunk the night before.
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but you'll dream that you're in a sexual relationship and in bed screwing the Queen of England, her husband and one corgi
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I wish I could live on a planet populated by beautiful, dark skinned, young, curvy women whose only wish is to satisfy my every whim.....
     
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    Wish Granted... All the women have a set of oranges and a baseball bat below to your suprise.
     
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    GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood

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    I wish you guys wouldn't crap on my wishes!
     

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