The Corrupted Wish Thread

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  1. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted with the pre-condition that you travel to Detroit and throw an octopus onto the rink during a Red Wings game. If you post me the evidence of your arrest I will donate $100 to DH to have the magic '5,000' transferred to you. The evidence must be a hard copy that arrives to me via the postal service. God, I am so fair and magnanimous. :D

    I wish someone would tidy my desk for me and do all my paperwork
     
  2. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I wish people would stop reviving old threads
     
  3. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    ^ Granted, but a mod has to close every new thread that opens because of spammers.
    I wish i had another 3850
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but your first one will be DOA, the replacement will begin artifacting within the first hour of use, the replacement of that will have poor performance, the next replacement will catch on fire and kill your MoBo and your warranty will be voided on both the gfx card and the MoBo because of it and you will have been out all that money including the shipping costs. then, you'll end up going with the green team, and hate it but you'll have a working product :evil:

    i wish for uncorruptable unlimited wishes ;)
     
  5. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    ignored

    I wish to win the damn lotto 649 this weekend.... thered be a fair bit of money to be passed out here as well as elsewhere.
     
  6. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    lol that is just so offside of the almighty :D but funny



    Fully granted Judas. However just before payout, following a successful publicity campaign by the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Hummingbirds, you are stripped of your prize and they move onto the next person.

    I wish the girl in the phone booth would come upstairs :evil:
     
  7. Mousey

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    Granted but she has a bigger penis than you.
    I wish for my next wish not to be corrupted :p
     
  8. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but every subsequent thing in life you wish will forever be corrupted.
     
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  9. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    :eek: :bleh: :hmm: :hmm: :bleh: :eek:
    I'm going down there now to give her a piece of mind. Going around, giving all the bum wiggle, bouncy breasts and belly button all over the shop. What's she trying to pull huh?


    Edit: I wish I hadn''t just done that and recieved a black eye.
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but instead you got hit by a falling book in the face and still got a black eye.

    i wish for lunches longer than 30min.
     
  11. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, you can have a full lunch. But the time will be deducted from annual vacation leave.

    I wish some guy hadn't thrown all his 24 volumes of the Encyclopedia Brittanica out of his window, hitting me on the head causing concussion, 2 black eyes, a broken nose, fractured cheekbone, shattered left eye-socket with minor cuts and abrasions.
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but in dodging the 24 volumes of the Encyclopedia Brittanica that were thrown out the window however, you slipped on some black ice, fell foward and broke your arm in 3 places. The ulna, radius, humerous, and cracked a few carpals.

    i wish i couldn't sleep at all and would be up for the rest of my life without any sleep :D
     
  13. Teme

    Teme Super Moderator

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    Granted! But since you brains needs sleep you would not survive long...

    I wish that I would stay single long long time ;)
     
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    i was hoping to have a corrupted wish that i would sleep, because i wished that i COULDN'T sleep at all, lol.

    granted, but you would live at home with your parents the rest of your life and depend on their support because you have down syndrome :evil: :rofl:

    i wish i could live to the day that human kind has mastered space travel and has populated other planets.
     
  15. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but you will turn senile long before that day arrives and will be a totally f**ked-up geriatric. You will need to have your grandchildren spoon-feed you, change your daipers and you will no longer be fully aware...

    I wish we would have some sunshine in the UK.
     
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    granted, but there is no ozone layer above the UK and therefore the UK receives the full strength of the sun's UV rays and you get skin cancer and your retinas burn within 10 minutes of sunlight exposure no matter if you have the strongest sunblock lotion and glasses available money can buy.

    i wish i knew what to wish about right now
     
  17. Mousey

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    Granted, but then you can't stop wishing for things.
    I wish i had a decent pair of working headphones :bleh:
     
  18. SeraphicSorcerer

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    Granted, But your sound card just broke.

    I wish someone would make me an awesome signature, without me having to use my outdated picture that looks like goku as an angel.
     
  19. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but your signature ends up looking like Laa-Laa, the yellow teletubie instead :lol:

    i wish that the money i'm getting for school is indeed all mine :D
     
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    Granted, But you have have to use it buying electronics for your blowup doll, who doesn't have her own computer yet.

    I wish I could get a 4870X2 for Free, along with a 9950 BE processor.
     

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