The Corrupted Wish Thread

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  1. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but they'll both be DOA and the replacement gfx card will have bios/driver issues and the CPU will have a faulty memory controller thus forcing you to go to the intel/NVIDIA route because you'll be fed up with all the DAAMIT crap :lol:

    i wish my phone worked as it should.
     
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    Tyrsonswood HH's curmudgeon

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    Granted, but all you will get is wrong numbers from people with bad accents and all out going calls will redirect to verizon customer service


    I wish I had a set of studio monitors
     
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    Granted, But those monitors give off a "headache induncing" humming sound.

    i wish i had super-powers.
     
  4. SeraphicSorcerer

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    Granted but you your power of super strength and speed. requires you to sleep in a dump filled with rotting food for a full 8 hours in order to function correctly...

    I wish I was a demi-god that could perform miracles and get people to improve society as a race of humans then a society divided by country lines and stupid colors of skin.
     
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    granted, but in so doing so aliens from outer space came in and destroyed this demi god therefore keeping the division of people by country lines and colors of skin.

    i wish i had gotten my FIOS line put in yesterday
     
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    Granted but you receive a letter from the RIAA and must settle for $4000 dollars because they are "SURE" its you.

    I wish that those aliens hadn't invaded and destroyed me :p
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but instead of being killed by an alien, you become deathly ill even before being praised as this "demi god" :evil:

    i wish that john mccain got voted president already!






    i'm not voting for him btw
     
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  8. Mousey

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    Granted but you must first learn how to spell voted :rofl:
    I wish i wasn't being dragged on holiday/vacation at the weekend
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but instead you're being dragged into going to some cabin in the woods for the weekend and then finding out that you're bunking with a mass serial killer who has genocide on his mind and his specialty is using spoons to scoop out your eyes so he can torture you without knowing what's coming :evil:

    i wish it stays calm like this all night here at work.
     
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    granted but you get so bored you begin making 2 spare 9800GTX's start humping each other. (Or have you already done that? :D )
    I wish it wasn't cold in here, and that this wish can't be corrupted with it being too hot instead.
     
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    Granted.... but you can no loger feel temerature and get frostbite losing your feet

    I wish I could get my house panted this year
     
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    Granted but the pants would rip while you put them on the house. (You said panted lol)
    i wish we had some milk that wasn't off ¬_¬
     
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    granted, but it's non-fat soy milk instead.

    i wish cozumel would call in right now! it's bloody daylight over there in the UK right now!!! :lol:
     
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    Granted, but he gives the number to me.
    I wish you'd give me the number so i could call and annoy you lol.
     
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    granted, but your mom freaks out about the long distance phone calls and bans you from ever using the phone again.

    i wish to hit admin 45 emails by the end of my shift
     
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    Okay, okay....... I should have wished to be awake when I postsed that instead..... :D
     
  17. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted. You spell everything right but your pants catch on fire and your crown jewels are hideously scarred for life :D

    I wish I hadn't replied to a post in the wrong thread earlier when I had DH open in two windows.
     
  18. SeraphicSorcerer

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    Granted but now your browser corrupts so everytime you go to Driverheaven any browser you use mysteriously closes, forever.

    I wish Fay would stop fuggin with florida and just hump us and move on already :p
     
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    granted, but jeb becomes president and fubars up all of the US, especially florida

    i wish it were 8:30am already so i can take off work!
     
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    granted but you sleep through your alarm.
    I wish it didn't rain so much
     

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