Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Mousey, Feb 25, 2007.
I wish I was not so slow on that last wish
Granted. Unfortunately, and this is strange coincidence, over 1,000,000 other people have also picked the winning numbers. You receive a check for 2 Euros.
Granted, but you were quicker, but you still posted after Temeteus.
I wish the sun would shine for the next two weeks or so.
granted. But you will have to buy lottery tickets from 247 different places in odd numbers only.
The money you will win will only be enough to pay for the gas you spent driving around to buy tickets.
Wish I had all the money you spent.
Granted! But you can only spend it on sex change hormones and Pee Wee Herman Biographies.
I wish I could afford to travel the world.
i wish that Just Learnin' made a wish that i could corrupt.
Granted! I wish for nothing but happiness for CDsDontBurn!!
Granted, but that just means that my gf will be having twins :lol:
i wish i didn't have to work on weekends.
Granted but now you have to work more hours during the week.
I wish for this thread to be REVIVED muahahaha
Granted, but in doing so you get IP banned due to reviving old threads
I wish I would be graduated from school already.
Granted, but you never get let into college.
I wish tomorrow lunchtime would come infinitely faster :duh:
granted, but due money troubles you couldn't pack a lunch or buy a lunch
i wish i had another rx8
Granted but the inside smells of farts.
I wish i could stop listening to andy hunter
granted, but you would go permanently deaf.
I wish i could stay awake right now at work.
Granted, but you have to wait six months for the wish to come true and now you want to be asleep and not awake.
I wish I had a divine aura...
Granted but... But then everyone expects you to walk on water and when you don't you're called the anti-christ..
I wish I could be In Minnesota Right now, with the love of my life, and that nothing goes bad in our relationship I have a safe flight there on July first and that Everything goes as well as planned.
Granted, but as soon as you get there you'll be greeted with the buzzing of blood sucking hungry mosquitos ready for all the fresh new blood from that airplane of yours, which will infect you with malaria and ultimately be your fate
i wish i didn't win the lottery tonight :evil:
granted, but you find you've just inherited a vast sum of money unexpectedly, the shock of which causes a massive heart attack and you spend the rest of your life a vegetable hooked up to machines.
I wish i didn't have earache.
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