The Corrupted Wish Thread

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  1. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but your dog has gone missing and you notice that your new Korean neighbors next door are having BBQ....:wtf: :D :wtf:

    I wish I could afford a speedboat
     
  2. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but they go broke and WalMart build a big store there instead.

    I wish it wasn't so damned hard to think of a wish
     
  3. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    granted, but their winnings for the season were now 2-48 :lol:

    i wish i lived on my own now.
     
  4. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    ^ Granted but you then become attracted to the vacuum cleaner out of sheer loneliness...

    i was i didn't feel like absolute s*it
     
  5. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    Granted, but that was only after taking heavy doses of laxatives

    I wish i could have gotten more sleep.
     
  6. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    ^ granted but you become a heavy sleeper and start missing work

    i wish i could stop coughing
     
  7. GutterPunk

    GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood

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    Granted
    But now you fart the same amount.

    I wish idiots wouldn't try to plug a USB Web Cam into a PS/2 Mouse converter................
     
  8. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    ^ granted but then you begin doing it ;p

    i wish i wasn't hungry
     
  9. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, you've just developed acute appendicitis and have to be taken by the paramedics for an emergency removal of your appendix.

    I wish I was 20 again.
     
  10. CDsDontBurn

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    ^^ granted, but then you realized how much it sucked to have STDs again.

    I wish my dog could talk and be a smart ass like Brian from Family Guy.
     
  11. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but you get sacked and EVGA employ your dog instead due to his high intelligence, unwavering loyalty, fine teeth, shiny hair and fresh breath. :D

    I wish I had a magical bank account whereby I could spend however much I wanted every day of my life but my balance never drops below 5k
     
  12. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    ^^ granted, but all that money would still be controlled by your significant other and would have to be approved by her first.

    i wish i didn't have to use this dumb wireless keyboard anymore.
     
  13. Teme

    Teme Super Moderator

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    Granted, but then you would use stupid wired keyboard.

    I wish that my allergies would go away ...
     
  14. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    ^^ granted, but then you would get the flu and end up in bed with pneumonia.

    i wish things in life were easier :sigh:
     
  15. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but life is so easy that nothing is a challenge and you spend every minute of every day bored stiff

    I wish CDs was not able to get the 5000th post in the 'randomness' thread due to the intervention of a Mod that only allows him to post 4999 or 5001 but NOT 5000. Hahahahahaha :D
     
  16. CDsDontBurn

    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    ^^ granted, but then i will become a mod and i'll be able to post the 5,000th post :evil:

    i wish i my mom's soup was done already so i can eat it :taste:
     
  17. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but loadsa family and freiends suddenly turn up, eat all the soup and there's none left for you. But they tell you it was the best soup ever.

    I wish you hadn't me sooooooooo hungry
     
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    ^^ granted, but now even my mom's scrumptious B.B.Q. is sounding enticing

    i wish i could get my Motorola Q to work
     
  19. Teme

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    Granted! But when you get it to work Nokia has bought Motorola!

    I wish that I had slower cpu for video rendering...
     
  20. CDsDontBurn

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    ^^ granted, but the only thing you can find is an 8088

    i wish i would have gotten the 5,000th post and not cozumel
     

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