The funny lyrics thread

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  1. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Warning: Sorry if anyone gets offended with any lyrics. If you are easily offended then don't read this thread. Some songs (like the one below) are crass but hey, they amuse me.


    I'll start off then with one from Spinal Tap (please feel free to sing along):

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
    That's what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?
     
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  2. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    Need i say more? :D
     
  3. kris23

    kris23 Going Insane.....

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    lol..... needs pictures to go along with it
     
  4. Mousey

    Mousey HH's Official Rodent

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    Haha i'd get banned for that dude, there's a world wide web out there go scower it, you'll find something :D
     
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    kris23 Going Insane.....

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    already did, theres not enough pictures of sexy ladies on the web to appease me.....:D hahhahahaha
     
  6. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    And one from Frank Zappa:

    I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little Jewish Princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a Yemenite hole

    I want a darling little Jewish Princess
    Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little Jewish Princess
    To specifically happen with a ðåå-pee that's snapin'
    All up inside I just want a princess to ride

    Awright, back to the fop... everybody twist!

    I want a funky little Jewish Princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little Jewish Princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)

    I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little Jewish Princess
    With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
    For two or three nights
    Won't someone send me a princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a princess who bites
     
  7. Dark Lord

    Dark Lord Well-Known Member

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    dunno if you guys can top this one.

    Joe Walsh - I Like Big Tits
    UH HU
    I like big tits
    YOU see em on the street
    left and right
    i like big tits that right
    i try to look away but i can't resist
    evertime i try to call it quits
    Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
    Uh hu
    I like big tits uh hu
    tits
    Well they come in twos
    hard to choose
    your favorite tit
    uh hu
    i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
    i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
    i like tits for breakfast
    iwhat it is
    their where its at
    tits
    they give me shivers when they bounce around
    buckeld up or hanging on the ground
    i like big tits
    uh hu
    tits save it all for me
    tits
     
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