OK people. You know what I'm talking about. The ground rules are simple. Please follow the format presented in this post. Please keep the numbering sequence in tact. Here are some that I can think of off the top of my head. 1. "Two footed drivers" are people who obviously drive with one foot over the gas pedal and another foot over the brake pedal. The "tell-tell" sign of this is when said driver is going at or above the speed limit but their brake lights are always going off and on at random moments. 2. "Turtles in the fast lane" are those drivers who will drive SLOWER than the speed of traffic in the FAST lane. You can't pass them up they're already in the fast lane and the drivers using the slow lane correctly will just get you boxed in 3. "Slow mergers" are those drivers who will literally take a half mile or more to merge into the next lane. 4. When merging onto the freeway, a car will not let you merge onto the freeway. instead, they speed up or slow down with you when they CLEARLY have the next lane over completely CLEAR of any traffic!!! 5. People who make a left or right turn AFTER the light has turned red on them because "they caught it on yellow" holding up the rest of the traffic that is still currently stopped even though their light is now green.