UK Patriotic Duty

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  1. UberLord

    UberLord A Legend in Underwear

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    As we all know, extreme Islamic fundamentalists and the Taliban consider
    it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this
    Saturday at 2:00 PM all British women are asked to walk out of their
    house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
    effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of
    their house to prove they are not terrorists, demonstrate that they
    think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
    support for all British women. And since the Taliban does not approve of
    alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
    anti-terrorist sentiment.The UK government appreciates your efforts to
    root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this important
    activity. God bless Great Britain!

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
     
  2. tragic

    tragic New Member

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    Can you send them over my way::D
     
  3. fornicatarachnid

    fornicatarachnid Clanless

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  4. wufong

    wufong 涌现从薄雾

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    I have no patio ( maybe this is a reason to buy garden furniture):p

    I certainly have the six pack:lol:
     
  5. craig5320

    craig5320 Well-Known Member

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    That's jus' an ordinary sunday in Manchester, we're very patriotic
     
  6. Frodo301

    Frodo301 Outraged

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    Talk about some headlights glowing as cold as it's been recently :evil:
     
  7. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Elite Bastard

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    Thumbs up for patriotic glass cutters :D
     
  8. The_Neon_Cowboy

    The_Neon_Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    let me know if it works... lol
     
  9. konjini

    konjini New Member

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    /me runs out off the house to buy my self a ticket to the UK :D .
     
  10. The_Neon_Cowboy

    The_Neon_Cowboy Well-Known Member

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    it's all fun and games till the rally fat chicks join in.... lol
     
  11. UberLord

    UberLord A Legend in Underwear

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    Then it becomes comedy in motion ;)
     
  12. FuNsTeR

    FuNsTeR Caledonian and Proud

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    patriotic towards one country and one country only Scotland couldn't give a monkeys about "Britian" even though it is only a nation on political terms ... my flag will always be the St Andrews flag

    how can one betray a country that does not exist :confused:

    Saor Alba

    Scottish and Damn PROUD of IT!!
     

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