According to the Bible account of creation, after the first day of creation, God rested; the 2nd day, rested; the 3rd day, rested, etc. But, then, He created "woman" and, since then, NO ONE has rested!
Many women choose to marry a man similar to their father. That's why the mother of the bride always cries at the wedding.
Fred Gibbs was retired, but, decided to start a second career as a caterer. However, he was constantly late, but an excellent worker! After a few weeks, his new boss called him in for a review. "Fred, you're an excellent worker and I'd hate to let you go. But, being constantly late is getting old," he said. "I know, and I'm working hard on that," Fred replied. "I'm glad to hear that, Fred. Tell me, on your previous job, whenever you were late, what did they say to you?" "Usually, it was 'Good morning, Admiral!'"
At work, I got a plaque thanking me for my contribution to the team and waking up before 11AM the whole of three times over the previous two years. perhaps I mentioned this on a previous occasion
Not long after Pope Francis was elected the new pope, he traveled to Israel and met with a Rabbi and a Muslim Imam. Did anyone notice whether they walked into a bar together?
I think @Dyre Straits posted this one earlier on lol. Edit: no just did a search and found out you had already posted this joke in the past!