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  1. IvanV

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    Bigamy means having one wife more than you should. Monogamy means the same thing.
     
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    According to the Bible account of creation, after the first day of creation, God rested; the 2nd day, rested; the 3rd day, rested, etc. But, then, He created "woman" and, since then, NO ONE has rested! ;)
     
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    Many women choose to marry a man similar to their father. That's why the mother of the bride always cries at the wedding.
     
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    I'm stealing this.
     
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