Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Trusteft, Dec 2, 2009.
That is just being old lol,lol,lol. You forget what you posted. Need more reading. ;-)
I am sure someone posted it but just in case....
Blonde got her cell phone, went shopping. The phone rings..." Hello? Hi honey, yes I am having a great time shopping.... but how did you know I was at Walmart???"
Two flies are sitting on a fresh cow's pile of shit and one just farted... the other one says:" Hey, c'mon man, we are having dinner...."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!
You know what is really interesting? I know quite a few jokes and it is amazing how the culture you tell them makes them funny or not.
I mean Poland and US. Some jokes in Poland would crack people up and here they would be like ..." ha ha ha" ...but not really laughing and others that in Poland would be so so funny, here made people almost piss their pants.
It is nothing about what is better or worse, it is just amazing how reactions can vary depending on the culture.
I think the language plays a large part too. Some jokes not told in their mother tongue can lose their efficacy completely.
Absolutely, my wife Carolina (she is Venezuelan) tries to tell me something funny and for me it is not funny at all, same when we do the opposite.
It is sometimes in the way words you say have similar meaning etc.
On the other hand , there are some "universal" jokes that I see most people laugh at no matter what culture, language etc.
And then there is different types of humor, lighthearted humor, dark humor, silly humor, vulgar humor for example. Some people prefer some types, while others do not prefer some types, it also varies from person to person, which is why it's always a good idea to get to know someone in general before telling any jokes, as they may offend lol.
Q : How do you know when you’re getting old?How do you know when you’re getting old?
A : The candles cost more than the cake!The candles cost more than the cake!
Yes, agreed absolutely. And about offending... that is a totally different subject but in my opinion people get offended too easily now. Joke is a joke so you tell it as you know it but yes, I agree we are all different.
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank......
Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
January 1st, 2020.
"Happy new year!"
Did you hear about the drummer who had 4 daughters and gave them all the same name?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4
A quote from the great Benny Hill.
You're all going on non-stop about this 2020 being bad for you, but I know a guy who, within one month, caught COVID, lost his job and now he and his family are being kicked out of their home. Stay strong, Donald!
Very funny, though I have to admit I am not 100% convinced about him catching covid-19.
Same here I think it was just a ploy to boost his election profile
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