Very short jokes

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  1. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    A family was having grandma over for Sunday afternoon dinner.
    As she walked in through the front door, she greeted her 5-year old grandson, "Good afternoon! What are we having for dinner?"
    "Buzzard," he answered.
    "Buzzard?!" she replied. "What makes you think we're having buzzard for dinner?"
    Quick as a flash, he answered, "I heard daddy tell mommy this morning, 'It looks like we're having that ol' buzzard for dinner this afternoon.'"
     
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    Oh, no, that made my day.... I can not laugh . Good one.
     
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    True ....

    I woke up from a nap.

    My son asked, "How was you nap, Dad?"

    I answered, "I don't know; I was sleeping." :)
     
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    A lady walked down the street to pay a visit with one of her neighbors.
    As she entered the house, the little fella that lived there started following her...staring intently at her.
    After a few moments, she turned and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
    "I'm trying to see your trap," he answered.
    "My trap? What trap?" she responded.
    To which the little tyke replied, "My daddy says you can't keep your trap shut."
     
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    A commercial truck driver was pulled over for a broken taillight.
    The cop asked the driver, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
    The driver replied, "I have no clue."
    "Come here, I'll show you why," the cop said.
    They walked to the back of the truck and the cop pointed to the broken tail light.
    "Oh, my god! The boss is going to kill me!" the driver exclaimed.
    "Hold on! It's not that serious. It's just a small fine," the cop said.
    To which the driver replied, "Forget the light! Where's my trailer???"
     
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    Why can’t male ants sink?

    They’re buoy-ant. ;)
     
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    Calliers Administrator/Editor Staff Member

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    Hey oldie, good joke! :D
     
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    A husband and wife were traveling through Mississippi and approaching a town that they could not agree on how to pronounce.
    It caused quite an argument between the two.
    So, when they arrived at the town, the husband pulled into a parking lot and he and his wife entered the establishment.
    Approaching the lady there, he stated, "I would like for you to say the name of this place. But, say it real slow so that my wife can understand it."
    Eager to comply, she leaned forward and slowly said, "Buuuurrrr----geeeeerrrrr Kiiiiinnnng."
     
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    Not "very short" but worth it... :)

    A atheist was enjoying a beautiful day on the lake fishing.
    Suddenly, the Loch Ness monster attacked from beneath him, forcing him and his boat high into the air.
    As they started descending, the monster opened wide its mouth planning to swallow them.
    The atheist cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
    In that moment everything froze in place...suspending him and his boat in mid air.
    A voice came from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me," God said.
    To which he replied, "Come on, God. Give me a break. Until a few moments ago, I didn't even believe in the Loch Ness monster!"
     
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    To which God said... "wrong answer"
     
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    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

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    I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
     
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    LOL! That made me smile.... :)
     
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