A child asks a pregnant woman a question Child: what is that in your stomach? woman: its my beautiful, adorable baby boy Child: if he was so beautiful and adorable, why did you eat him then?
RE: Short Jokes Here's 2: 1- Trust me....... 2-Eve asks Adam "Do you really Love me?" Adam "Who else?"
When told that our aunt had a big stomach because she was pregnant and had a baby in it, my sister said: "Oh, okay... Does aunt have an another baby in her butt too?" True story. :rofl:
My memory of Volkswagons as a child" was derived from a day I walked across the street with my mom and dropped my dummy and it was run over by one. Everytime after that I saw a volkswagon I was excitedly happy by it.
The woman at the casino had me kicked out, But I don't get it, she told me I gotta poke her face? So I did.
1) Do you know the moment when you became addicted on PC? When fly land on you screen, and you are trying to kill her with cursor of mouse. 2) Two geeks walking down the street and first says: "Look that hot chick" Second says: "what is her properties" First says: "Fu.. that she is read-only"
Johnny: "Mommy, Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles?" Mommy: "Shut up...or I'll nail your other foor to the floor!"
Q. Why do elephants put springs on their feet? A. So they can jump up into the trees and rape the monkeys.
Q) Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A) Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
