Very short jokes

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  1. mos2k

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    A child asks a pregnant woman a question

    Child: what is that in your stomach?

    woman: its my beautiful, adorable baby boy

    Child: if he was so beautiful and adorable, why did you eat him then?
     
    mos2k, Jan 13, 2010
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    RE: Short Jokes
    Here's 2:
    1- Trust me.......
    2-Eve asks Adam "Do you really Love me?" Adam "Who else?"
     
    abby normal, Jan 13, 2010
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    When told that our aunt had a big stomach because she was pregnant and had a baby in it, my sister said: "Oh, okay... Does aunt have an another baby in her butt too?" True story. :rofl:
     
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  4. IvanV

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    If God made everything, he must be somewhere in China.
     
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    Sad and funny at the same time..... Good one
     
    Tyrsonswood, Jan 16, 2010
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    That's damn hilarious man. LOL

    You could make a htread just on the truth kids reveal.
     
    SeraphicSorcerer, Jan 17, 2010
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    My memory of Volkswagons as a child" was derived from a day I walked across the street with my mom and dropped my dummy and it was run over by one. Everytime after that I saw a volkswagon I was excitedly happy by it.
     
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    The woman at the casino had me kicked out, But I don't get it, she told me I gotta poke her face? So I did.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    1) Do you know the moment when you became addicted on PC?
    When fly land on you screen, and you are trying to kill her with cursor of mouse.

    2) Two geeks walking down the street and first says: "Look that hot chick"
    Second says: "what is her properties"
    First says: "Fu.. that she is read-only"
     
    asedsa, Jan 21, 2010
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  11. IvanV

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    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? The snowballs!
     
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    Johnny: "Mommy, Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles?"

    Mommy: "Shut up...or I'll nail your other foor to the floor!"
     
    OldBuzzard, Jan 31, 2010
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    Mommy! Mommy! Johnny is eating all the raisins off the fly paper!
     
    Tyrsonswood, Jan 31, 2010
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    Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Fish.
     
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    Q. Why do elephants put springs on their feet?

    A. So they can jump up into the trees and rape the monkeys.
     
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    Operator! Give me the number for 911!
     
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    Q: What is the most feared sound in the jungle?

    A: SPROOOINNNNNGGGGGGG!
     
    OldBuzzard, Feb 3, 2010
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    What are the 70 things every woman has to know how to do?
    - How to cook and 69.
     
    IvanV, Feb 18, 2010
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    Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    A: Nothin, ya dun told her twice.
     
    OldBuzzard, Feb 18, 2010
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    Q) Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?


    A) Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
     
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