Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Trusteft, Dec 2, 2009.
The only b word you should call a girl is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.
boy : your father must be a policeman
boy : because my heart is in jail with you
girl : luv..luv..
I'm kind of like that girl after the first sentence... don't get it
If you're chatting up a girl who responds to that line with "luv..luv..", reconsider your choice of target
he's flirting her
because he's heart always locked to her's
Ah, I'd always wondered what this kind of thing was about. Thanks, that's solved a lot of problems for me!
I'll be back.
I'll be Beethoven.
What do you call a deaf person?
Call them anything you want; they can't hear you. ;-)
A guy walks into a bar... ouch.
I've done that... It's not funny.
hahaha.... nice Ty
"My dog's got no nose."
"How does it smell?"
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge...
How do you put a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge...
A new Lion King is born, All the animals go to see except one, Why?
The Deer, Because it's still in the fridge...
An old lady arrives at a crocodile infested swamp she needs to cross, but doesn't have a boat, How?
She swims across, The crocodiles are at the Lion King's birthing...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: It depends on thin you slice them.
Q: What do you have when a bunch of lawyers are parachuting out of an airplane?
A small boy asked his father: "Dad, can you explain politics to me?"
"Well", answered the father, "it's a bit like our family: I make the money, so I'm the capitalist; your mom takes care of the house, so she is the government; our maid does all the house work so she is the working class; you are ordinary people and your baby brother is the future."
"Ah", said the boy, "now I understand!"
"You do?", asked the father.
"Yes! The capitalist is screwing the working class while the government is asleep; all the while, the ordinary people are being ignored, and our future is in shit!"
Hahahhahaha, good one. :rofl: +repped.
Nice one Ivan V am gonna copy that joke
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
- Because they don't C#.
An iOS6 user walks into a bar ... a hotel ... a field...?
He is not really sure...
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