What is the crappiest game you've ever played

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  1. Mr Cairo

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    an old WW2 time travel FPS called Mortyr ..... that was bad
     
  2. snake

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    I remember of "Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green" :rolleyes:
    That game was indeed very very crappy :)
     
  3. Trusteft

    Trusteft HH's Asteroids' Dominator

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    I don't like the game all that much and I have a very very bad opinion about part of the developer's team, but to say that Bioshock is one of the worst games you have ever played it must mean you haven't played almost any games in years.
     
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    Dude your name says it all Bioshock was a sweet game :mad:
     
  5. jp306

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    James Pond....I'm pretty sure it was a nes game.
     
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    Godfather
     
  7. Vikingod

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    Star Wars for the Atari was probably the most boring game ever made. I've seen screen savers with more excitement and interactivity.
     
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    It was a multi platform game. Also a platform game lol.
    Not my favourite game of the time, more like because I used to hate puns.
     
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    You could finish the whole game in a matter of minutes, Portal is Oblivion in relation to that lol.
     
  10. Markius

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    id say thats because STALKER has one of the most realistic ballistics systems in any FPS ever made.

    @ omegaRED: Superman would have to be the shittiest N64 game ever made, if not, shittiest game ever made period
     
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    Across all platforms a game called "Tusker" for the Amiga 500 has to be the worst. You finished level one and the game just stopped. It was a bug in the final release and was never fixed :D
    Of more recent games I would have to say Transport Giant. Heap of junk:p
     
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    :lol: I can't believe someone remembered that game. I now know we are most likely in the same age group or you're even older than me.;)
     
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    Lol
     
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    How about the Capcom franchise games for the NES. I remember they were so unbelievably hard, and they really were just a shell of their namesakes.

    Landing the airplane on the aircraft carrier in Top Gun, to this day, is nearly the most frustrating game sequence of all time, second only to the refueling sequence. All that coupled with the inability to save and it's absolutely terrible.

    And I don't think I knew anyone that beat Ninja Turtles 1.
     
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    I LOVED Capcom games :)

    Mega Man > * in terms of NES games.

    Landing in Top Gun was damn hard. I crashed a good 50-60 times before being able to do it. Same goes with refueling.

    I beat Ninja Turtles 1. As a kid. No way in hell I could pull it off now.
     
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    Did them all :) Pwned Ninja Turtles, refueled my plane, landed the sucker and pwned Megaman.

    But much harder game I remember was Contra. The original one. DAMN that was hard! But good.


    The crappiest game I have ever played(I've played a lot of them and even liked them) has to be Battlefield 2.

    You say "NO WAY!!!" but I say "ya way lolzor".

    It's because it's so frustrating with it's idiotic engine, crappy code, infinite lag, UTTERLY RETARDED patches and gay game mode it has got to be in my CRAP of the century list.
    BF2 is a brilliant game(in theory) and it's totally let down by being coded by monkeys. It's almost the same as having a lapdance but the ho is separated from you by a plexiglass wall.
     
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    I should have been more specific, I ment movie franchise games, not all capcom games. Mega Man is great.

    Top Gun and Turtles are absolutely terrible, no way to shake it. When I was a kid, I convinced myself I liked them, because who didn't love Top Gun and TMNT? I remember firing them up in college and being blown away by just how bad they really arefrom a pure mechanics/gameplay standpoint they are just plain bad. And they really don't even resemble the movies/TV shows they are trying to, whatsoever.

    Still, they have a kind place in my heart.:)

    And I agree about Battlefield 2. It's one of those games which I really wanted to love, but just found it to be the most enfuriating experience in recent years. It's more waiting around than it is fun.
     
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    This is true. I still can' get it working on my XP system. The patches nearly always fail and then when it does patch it tells me my games modified. The people involved with it are muppets and you reminding me of it has just bumped it into my top 5 :D
     

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