When a Man Starts Losing His Hair....What Does it Mean?

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  1. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    When I was in my early twenties, a "friend" asked me, "Do you know what it means when a man starts losing his hair in the back first?"
    I replied, "No, what does it mean?"
    He said, "It means that he's a thinker. Do you know what it means when a man starts losing his hair in the front first?"
    Again, I replied, "No, what does it mean?"
    He answered, "It means he's a lover. Do you know what it means when a man loses his hair in both places at the same time?"
    [I think he had me in mind at this point.]
    "No, what does it mean?" I asked.
    "It means he THINKS he's a lover."
     
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    Takaharu Unus offa, unus iuguolo

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    So, everyone with male pattern baldness is a lover?
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood HH's curmudgeon

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    I wouldn't know... Still have all my hair, live alone and try not to think about it too much.
     
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  4. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    Soooo....you're neither a thinker nor a lover? ;)
     
  5. IvanV

    IvanV HH Assassin Guild Member

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    What if I've lost hair in both places, but I cut or shave the rest?! :D
     
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    CDsDontBurn AMD & Petrol Heads Mod

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    I think I love.

    That is all.

    :D
     
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  7. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    those that lose their hair either way are only trying to think and working themselves up far to much failing to solve the problems..... those with hair aren't having such problems.. OR..... are too stupid to have such stresses that would cause the problem.... a 3rd is just plain lazy/don't give a fuck.
     
  8. Cow_160483

    Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo...

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    All my hair is slowly but surely turning white what does that mean ? :eek::D:p
     
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    losing or thinning of hair at an early age can be due to different reasons . It can be because of a low level of thyroid hormone. or there's something wrong with your lifestyle. Some causes of hair loss could be stress, vices and poor nutrition. To be very sure and if it is a serious matter, you may consult a doctor for it already.
     

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