Woman?

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  1. HawK

    HawK Banned

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    LMAO

    this is good stuff...ha ha..
     
  3. Dyre Straits

    Dyre Straits 10 Grandkids -2 Great-grandsons

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    I once was told that, when God created everything, that it was determined to wait until the very last to create woman. The reason being that, knowing what she would be like, he didn't want someone standing around telling him how to do everything. ;)
     
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    Weee

    Yep, hehe, saw this posted a WHILE back.. like 3 months ago, classic :D
     
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    actually I heard he created woman last to clean up after him ............. :)
     
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    Patricia DriverHeaven's Angel

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    no, lol, God wanted to save the best for last :p
     
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    :D :D :D
     
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    when I saw the thread title, I thought "annoying" :D
     
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    It has been my experience that everything in that HMDS is absolutely true with 99.9% of women. The other .01% are the women you want to find.
     
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    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    Note "common use" number 3.

    ;)
     
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    This material is more classic, than the person who invented the, "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke, when what he was really doing was literally asking the chicken why, for concern it could have been killed.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Nice! Very relevant most of the time, but of course, too general to apply every element to every woman...
     
  16. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    Very nice response evergreen. :)
     
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    MIG-31 Old time Member.. Staff Member

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    :D he he he :D :D
     
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    my response to criticism about men

    Men...by Martin Mull

    MEN CAN STINK AND MEN CAN SWEAT.....

    AND NEVER WIPE THEIR FEET...

    AND NEVER ASK DIRECTIONS....

    AND NEVER LIFT THE SEAT.....

    Men, men, men, men
    Men, men, men,men...


    It's great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea, oh,
    We don't know where we'll land or when, but it's great to be with men.

    'Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care, oh,
    We'll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair, oh!
    (And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

    Men, men, men,
    We're a ship all filled with men,
    So batten down the ladies' room, there's no one here but men!

    There's men above and men below and men down in the galley,
    There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff and one guy we call Sally!
    (And one guy we call Sally!)


    Men, men, men,
    We're a ship all filled with men,
    You'll never have to lift the seat, there's no one here but men!

    We're men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
    At night we sleep in seperate beds and blow each other kissies!
    (And blow each other kissies!)

    Men, men, men,
    we're a ship all filled with men,
    So throw your rubbers overboard, there's no one here but men!


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    shortstuff Sweetness

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    LMAO falling.......that was great.:D
     
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    jour welcome

    Mrs. Wolf.....
     

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